Jelly Belly Sparkling Water
You won't be getting a jelly belly downing cans of Jelly Belly's new sparkling water. Unlike their beans, the Jelly Belly take on hydration with a side of carbonation has 0 sugars, 0 sweeteners, 0 calories, and 0 sodium. And 0 flavor? Nope. These cans of bubbly earn their keep as a product of the Jelly Belly empire with infused essences of popular bean flavors, including Very Cherry, Watermelon, French Vanilla, Orange Sherbet, and Pina Colada.
Eh. Kinda basic on the taste buds. La Croix, clearly the inspiration for this venture, has better options and combos than that. I hope if Jelly Belly Sparkling Water is successful they'll take it on the same trajectory as their jelly beans, and consider some more adventurous additions. Juicy Pear is a must, of course. Chili Mango, yes please. Toasted Marshmallow, I'd swig that. And then for novelty gift's sake, round it out with Buttered Popcorn, Toothpaste, and Booger.
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