Fish Bowl Glasses
We're just two lost souls / Swimming in a fish bowl / Year after year... no. Scratch that. Too depressing. How about: We're just two buzzed souls / Drinking from a fish bowl / Ringin' in the New Year? Yeah, much better, I like it. BubbleWally, makers of this set of fish bowl drinking glasses, probably do too. And Pinky Floyd? Wellllll....
The BubbleWally fish bowl glasses are plastic, but reusable, domes with flat bottoms, so you can drink up, but still set them down when you need both hands to eat some wings or do the Ski Mask The Slump God dance at your holiday parties. The glasses also come with lids and straws to preclude accidents in the event you decide not to put them down before doing the above.
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