Star Wars Shooting Targets
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- Darth Vader Ultimate FX Lightsaber - $37.99
- Boba Fett Electronic Blaster - $26.99
- Spinning Zombie Targets - $18.12
- Star Wars Episode IV: Han Solo Blaster - $999.99
- Star Wars: Anakin Skywalker Lightsaber Force FX Edition - $189.64
Apparently, we're allowed to take aim only at the Dark Side. Sneaky Studios didn't design any of their Star Wars shooting targets with Luke or Han or Yoda behind the bullseye, which in a way cuts out an entire buyer demographic, but also in a way is only right because ethically it's OK to promote violence against the bad guys, but not OK to promote violence against the good ones. Though in that vein, Vader represents a bit of a moral conundrum, doesn't he? Do we really want to put a bullet/blaster beam/saber in the heart of a man who has the potential to repent? And who, in that repentance, will end up destroying the evil entity he helped to build? Uh...this is too much for my brain to maneuver around right now...ever...so how about we all agree not to buy the Vader target, or buy the framed version and refrain from shooting at it, and go for Sneaky Studios' other, clearly evil Star Wars characters instead:
- Stormtrooper with Leia in a Half Nelson. Seller Firebox recommends setting your blaster to stun because "she's no good to the Empire or the Alliance dead."
- Boba Fett in Full Gear.
- Snarling Rancor. Original Star Wars concept artists described the ogre as a cross between a bear and a potato. I would never shoot a bear. But F potatoes.
Star Wars shooting target prints are available both framed and unframed.
Micro BB Crossbow
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Compact Folding Survival Bow
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Stormtrooper Whiskey Decanter & Shot Glass
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Stormtrooper Motorcycle Suit
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Star Wars Face Masks
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The Force Awakens First Order Stormtrooper Helmet
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Han Solo Carbonite Chocolate Bar
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Tactical Bleeding Zombie Target
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Stormtrooper Latex
Latex Star Wars Stormtrooper attire comes in a variety of cuts and styles so that all body types can find one that's suitable and flattering. And if you buy that I've also got an instant, no-fail national economic recovery...
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Han Solo-Chewbacca Reversible Hoodie
Life has been very difficult for some since the Mark Ecko reversible Chewbacca hoodie sold out. It was pretty much the Star Wars garment to end all Star Wars garments. But I like this new alternative alright too. Maybe...
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The Hammer Slingshot / Slingbow
Archers, bowhunters, bowfishers, people who like to sling mud get one tool for all their firing needs in The Hammer. This slingshot /slingbow invites sportsmen to practice multiple shooting disciplines using its adjustable...
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Star Wars Beware the Dark Side Tall Drinking Glass Set
Beware the Dark Side? Looks more like Cheers to the Dark Side! to me with this Star Wars Beware the Dark Side Tall Drinking Glass Set. JoyJolt has a whole line of Star Wars glassware, but this highball nod Galactic Empire...