Star Wars Stacking Mugs
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I call not drinking out of Luke Skywalker's crotch! Star Wars Stacking Mugs. Divided into thirds both vertically and horizontally the trio features the uppers, privates, and legs of Luke, Han Solo, and a random Stormtrooper. Yeah, I was wondering why a Stormtrooper too. But I guess they figured sticking the redhead/middle child/fat kid of the bunch who will inevitably always get stuck with the center mug with hairy Chewie balls on top of it would be too cruel. Clearly the mixing and matching and funkily stacking of the character mugs will provide as much entertainment as drinking the morning pot of coffee out of them will too. At least until Han's chest clanks a little too hard against Luke's ribcage and shatters.
Star Wars Stacking Mugs are dishwasher and microwave safe.
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