The Daddle Dad Saddle
/the-daddle-dad-saddle-16065.jpg "The Daddle Dad Saddle")
- Toy Swiss Army Knife - $9.99
- Bouncy Inflatable Real Feel Hopping Horse - $28.95
- Adult Horse Costume - $49.33
- Baby Cowboy Hat - $8.08
- Kids' Cowboy Costume - $15.99
Pardon my language, but you have got to be Fraggle Rockin' me. A Daddle? Have we really entered an age in which grown ass men are relegated to their hands and knees, serving as equestrian play toys for their entitled children ("Only 'til we can afford a real pony, Sugar Britches!")? What happened to Man of the House? What happened to respect? More importantly, who named this the Daddle? I mean, yeah, it's a dad saddle, but it's also pretty darn close to another word. Swap that "a" for an "i" and you've got something I think most parents would rather not associate with the father-child relationship.
Still want a Daddle? OK, here's the rundown. It's a soft, stuffed saddle that straps to your back. It has adjustable stirrups and a horn on top for stability when Daddy's in a bucking mood. The Daddle is recommended for use by children ages 2 to 6, but I bet naughty mommies could take a ride on it too.
DudeIWantThat.com is reader-supported. When you buy through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission. As an Amazon Associate we earn from qualifying purchases. Learn more.
/2023-holiday-gift-guide-61718.jpg?mode=crop "2023 Holiday Gift Guide: Dude-Approved Gifts for Men")
2023 Holiday Gift Guide: Dude-Approved Gifts for Men
It should go without saying that since The Dude is curating this collection of 2023 holiday gifts for men, the gifts included in the collection are Dude-approved. But nothing goes without saying anymore, so let me be...
/the-dad-dude-et-gifts-for-60608.jpg?mode=crop "The Dad Dude: 18 Gifts for Father's Day 2023")
The Dad Dude: 18 Gifts for Father's Day 2023
The man, the myth, the dude, the DAD. Whether you're here to find a Father's Day gift for the spankin' new daddy of an infant, or the rickety bones of the old man who raised you into a gettin'-old man yourself, I've got...
/et-dude-approved-gifts-for-57551.jpg?mode=crop "24 Dude-Approved Gifts for Men in 2022")
24 Dude-Approved Gifts for Men in 2022
Oh, man, has the Dude got some approved gifts for you. Not just a dozen, and not just two dozen of them...oh, wait. How many is two dozen? 24? Right, then. The Dude has exactly two dozen approved gift ideas for men this...
/the-dude-presents-31-holiday-51960.jpg?mode=crop "The Dude Presents: 31 Holiday Gifts for Men in 2021")
The Dude Presents: 31 Holiday Gifts for Men in 2021
The Dude presents dude presents! 31 of them, in fact. And to ensure these gifts for men are gifts for men not just in title, but also in practice, each one has been injected with snakes, snails, puppy dog tails, testosterone...
/16-cool-gifts-for-men-in-2020-46811.jpg?mode=crop "16 Cool Gifts for Men in 2020")
16 Cool Gifts for Men in 2020
What makes this year's holiday gift list for men specifically 16 cool gifts for men? As I was putting the collection together, I noticed there's no cutting edge technology on it, no run-of-the-mill smart home or internet...
Skoda Man-Pram
At the end of the day, you'll still be a dude pushing around a baby...or a pomeranian...in a stroller, but at least with Skoda's Man-Pram you can mow the fuck over anyone who gives you shit about it...
/miller-lite-x-new-balance-49845.jpg?mode=crop "Miller Lite x New Balance Shoezie Beer Koozie")
Miller Lite x New Balance Shoezie Beer Koozie
The Miller Lite x New Balance Shoezie is a collaboration for the ages. Namely, the ages of dads. Forties. Fifties. Sixties. Maybe seventies if he's a spry one still sportin' New Balance 624 sneaks and crackin' a Dad joke...
/the-et-most-dad-gifts-for-44187.jpg?mode=crop "The 16 Most Dad Gifts for Dad")
The 16 Most Dad Gifts for Dad
With Father's Day coming up in June, and with Dad being all...Dad...about things all the time, I thought a curated list of the most Dad gifts for Dad was in order. And I found 16 winners*...
/21-mom-approved-gifts-for-dad-57737.jpg?mode=crop "21 Mom-Approved Gifts for Dad in 2022")
21 Mom-Approved Gifts for Dad in 2022
These 21 gifts for Dad are Mom-approved because Mom picks out all Dad's clothes, and tells him what he likes, and tells him what he's allowed to have, and throws out anything she finds that she doesn't want him to have...
/the-best-gifts-for-men-in-2018-35939.jpg?mode=crop "The Best Gifts for Men in 2018")
The Best Gifts for Men in 2018
Another year. Another buying season. Another collection of the best gifts for men. But my collection. My gifts. Well...
/bros-bosses-hubs-dads-41361.jpg?mode=crop "Bros, Bosses, Hubs, Dads & Dudes: Holiday Gifts for Men")
Bros, Bosses, Hubs, Dads & Dudes: Holiday Gifts for Men
A gift for the man you love. Swag for the bros you owe. A big fat merry present for the dad, the boss, the son, and all the rest of the dudes on your holiday gift list. You'll find all your gifts for men here...
/the-dadbag-28886.jpg?mode=crop "The Dadbag Beer Belly Fanny Pack")
The Dadbag Beer Belly Fanny Pack
The Dadbag beer belly fanny pack is right up there with the Sexy Chest Swimsuit in its ability to create a fiesta of discomfort, with a few streamers of sick fascination, before my eyes. The Baby Head Masks used to do...