Dude's Must See Products for April 2022

Sneaker in the front, party in the back! The Mullet Shoe is a high-top with a striking, and silky smooth, set of light brown locks cascading down the back of its upper. It's a mullet...for a shoe...ready to swish all sultry when you walk, and blow romantically in the breeze. And also get muddy, matted, and rank when you drag it through the dirt, and possibly make you trip and fall on your face if you don't mind its flowing length, which appears to be about 3" longer than the shoe itself.

The Mullet Shoe is a new and limited addition to Volley's Heritage High collection. The Australian footwear brand is collaborating with Black Dog Institute to sell the shoes, with 100% of their proceeds going to the nonprofit's Mullets for Mental Health cause.

The SpyraLX mechanical water blaster is a next-generation...regression, if you will...of Spyra's SpyraOne and SpyraTwo water bullet water guns. Instead of battery power the SpyraLX uses human muscle power to generate its SpyraBlast bullets. Pump the gun to unload your blasts, and when you run out of ammo, dip the front of the SpyraLX into a vat of water to refill and repressurize in just a few seconds. Yeah, it's a little more work, but this way the fun, and the siege, stop only when you do.

I'll take a shot of Beauer truck camper, please. And make it a double. No wait, on second thought, make it a triple. The Beauer 3XC is an electro-telescopic camper that attaches to a truck bed as a cylindrical cell no wider than a standard car. You can drive and, more importantly, park with a 3XC anywhere you would normally drive and park the Volkswagen, Renault, Peugeot, Fiat, Mercedes, or Iveco chassis hauling it. But when it comes time for a road trip, some car camping action, or a night in the dog house, the 3XC telescopes out on either side to create a sleeping and living space triple its original size.

Whether you're overjoyed your company is herding its flock back to the office, or so hot about it you want to quit...but probably won't...one thing's for sure: the desk that awaits your return is going to need some filling up, some sprucing up, some love, and hopefully some fun to contrast the years of bleakness and abandonment it's suffered.

And that, dudes, is where I come in. If you're headed back to the office, here are 14 fun and functional desk toys to liven up your space, and help get you back into the workplace groove.

Four score and twenty years ago...no wait, that's a different 420. And, if I remember correctly, an ode to something not nearly as interesting as these 14 smokin' hot gifts for weed enthusiasts. One thing they do share in common, though, is that they are both brought to you by a great writer, orator, and leader of this country.

Yeah, I know that's not true. I might have written it 'cause I'm high. What do you dudes expect? It's 420!

Welp, we've got dog food for humans, so why not dog beds for humans? Thank you Soylent, and now, Plufl. Plufl is basically a big ol' human-sized dog bed, designed by "avid nappers" Noah and Yuki to create the ultimate portable snoozing and relaxing space.

Eat like a pig...er, I mean, a man...a man pig (!) with The Man Fork from Clever Donkey. With 50% more tines than the average fork, this 6-pronged piece of silverware will have you spearing steak, scooping stir fries, and swirling spaghetti in bites more representative of your big, manly mouth and appetite.

These 15 items that help you when you're lost will find north, map routes, illuminate dark spaces, and, when all else fails, SOS your stranded self some help. In other words, they will pretty much ensure you dudes and ladies can now go where no dudes and ladies have gone before. Or rather, where Google Maps and/or a dead cell phone have always cut you off before.