Dude's Must See Products for June 2021

Posted: July 06, 2021

Many of Dude's must see products for June 2021 take it outdoors. There are backyard and beach games, BBQ gear and adventure gear, the obligatory RV, the Penis Surprise Apron. Yes, that's right. If you're grilling some burgers and dogs, or baking a peach pie, you now have an apron that says, "Dinner time!" and "Penis Time!" with equal bravado.

Bricknic Modular Campfire & BBQ Cooking Bricks

From: Bricknic

Wingball - 88 MPH Foam Not-Football

You'd think the Wingball would throw like when you have a bag of pork rinds and your friend Cornelius wants one, so you try to toss it to him instead of either of you getting up and walking the 7 steps to do the exchange, but the pork rind is too light and not aerodynamic, and ends up traveling the equivalent of 2 steps before falling on the ground. Thus forcing Cornelius not only to get up and come get it after all, but also to eat it off the ground.

But according to Wingball maker Hog Wild, this football-like foam flyer can easily cover a 7-step range. Maybe even a 700-step range, given its ability to use a "tubular tirade of science and simplicity" to "whizz past you at 88 miles per hour!"

$35.52 ➠ Amazon

Chums The Vault Case

Readers, Dudes, Chums, The Vault is here to encase your valuables, and protect everything from your sunglasses to your phone to your crucial implements of EDC during your summer travels, outdoor adventures, and accidental butt placements right on top of your fragile shit.

$12.99 to $15.29 ➠ Amazon

EarthCruiser Terranova Camper

The Terranova mounts to its Ford, Chevy, or Dodge 1-ton truck chassis via EarthCruiser's proprietary kinetic mount system. It also uses the same no-lock, no-latch, foam-insulated raising roof EC offers on their over-cab models. So too does the Terranova incorporate a triple-layer curtain boasting 8 windows and a 360-degree panoramic view. Insect and privacy screens, and clear vinyl layers give you options for the windows' best iteration at different locations and times of year.

Designed for year long travel, and extreme variations in climate, the Terranova has a protective foam core fiberglass construction that keeps heat in or out depending on the season.

Inside, expanded living quarters (which I must say, are pretty stunning, especially with all those windows) include: a bed above the cab roof and room to sleep 4; a kitchen with stainless steel sink, induction cooktop, and stainless steel refrigerator / freezer; and a bathroom with full-height shower and Thetford cassette toilet that recesses from view when not in use.

$289,000 & Up ➠ EarthCruiser

18 Products to Elevate Your Next Backyard BBQ

Though some of these 18 products to elevate your next backyard BBQ are all about the grill, they're not all about the grill. Some are about the grillin', others are about the chillin'. With the drinkin', dancin', gamin', and a little Jell-O wrestlin' in between. Basically, my hand-selected 18 products to elevate your next backyard BBQ are all all about one main thing: the party.

Happy backyard BBQin', dudes.

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Darksaber Blade

The Darksaber Blade has one question for you: got hilt? Jay of Jay's Blades makes the Star Wars-inspired black sabers from 1/2" clear acrylic plastic, finishing them in their trademark color with coiled etchings. But House Vizsla members and Moff Gideons here on Earth who want to wield the Mandalorian blade will need to own or acquire the hilt separately - this listing is for the blade only.

Jay's Darksaber Blades measure approximately 32" long, and have blunted tips and edges. They are made to fit in-hilt LED lightsabers with a 1" diameter blade socket.

$50 to $135 ➠ Etsy

E101: What Is This Thing?

Hints: 1)Yeah, I know it's a ring. But this isn't no stinkin' fashion statement. In fact, it's more for those not wearing it than the person who is; 2) It should come out only at night. No make that at night and on the airplane; 3) It will zzzzzap you.

See Answer ➠ Amazon

Penis Surprise Apron (NSFW)

The beauty of these Penis Surprise Aprons - I mean aside from their lovely fabric choices, and anatomically correct fleece interpretations of giant dicks - is that they're perfect gifts for everyone!

Gift for Dad? Funny! Mostly because he'll be embarrassed when he takes his first hard look at the apron, but will get over it quickly when he realizes how many Dad jokes about sausage and tube steak he'll be able to make while wearing it.

Gift for Mom? Hell yeah! We always knew who wore the pants - and the penis - in the family anyway.

Gift for him? Yep! Because now he can tell everyone to suck his dick when the tenderloin they told him he was overcooking turns out perfect.

Gift for her? Well, it is bachelorette season, and even when it's not, I know plenty of ladies out there curious to try their hand - er, pelvis - at a strap-on. A surprise penis inside a chef's apron seems like a pretty good place to test the water.

$32 ➠ Etsy

Ori Cloud Bed Table - Convertible Bed & Home Office

Living in a small space or living the WFH life with others in your household no longer means you have to work from your bed. Thanks to the Ori Cloud Bed Table, you can work under it!

A convertible bed and home office combo, the Ori Cloud Bed, Table Edition mounts a king- or queen-sized bed to a mechanical lift. Using manual, app, or voice assistant controls, you can raise the bed and hover it out of the way overhead, revealing a workspace below complete with a 66" long pop-up desk, integrated storage shelves, LED lighting, and outlet power.

Learn More ➠ Ori Living

United States Geology Map

I can't believe this United States Geology Map is 2D. Even in the closeup shots it looks like a raised relief map, a 3D piece of artwork. But maker 4D Map Art flat-out states, multiple times, that despite the optical illusion, and despite its creator's seeming affinity for additional dimensions, the United States Geology Map is printed in 2D. So if you're cool with a 2D United States Geology Map that's simply digitally rendered well enough to look like it's in 3D, this is your United States Geology Map.

$59 to $899 ➠ Etsy

EcoTable 30 - Portable Solar Charging Table

The EcoTable 30 is a portable, collapsible outdoor table that sucks up more sun than your black leather car seats, and even puts its solar power reserves to better use that burning the bejeesus out of the backs of your legs. It's a solar charger built with 2 USB ports and 1 DC port able to charge most of the electronics you'd have with you camping, fishing, or just hangin' with Mother N.

That includes smartphones and tablets, cameras, laptops, gaming consoles, and Bluetooth headsets.

$149.90 ➠ Amazon

The WaterSlyde Bathtub Sex Toy

Ladies, I freaked out too when I saw The WaterSlyde and thought you were meant to stick it inside you like a vibrator. And then I freaked out even more when I read maker Lovability deems The WaterSlyde a "sex toy alternative," and thought that meant you were meant to stick it inside me. But thankfully for our lady and man parts, the only thing that has to worry about getting penetrated by The WaterSlyde is the faucet of your bathtub.

$35 ➠ Urban Outfitters

Thor's Hammer Water Bottle

Thor's Hammer becomes TH2O's Hammer in this Thor's Hammer Water Bottle. Marvel fans, superhero fans, Norse mythology fans, Ragnorak on Netflix fans - prepare to get hammered. And by hammered, I mean hydrated.

Unfortunately, aside from looking relatively cool, I'm not sure how much the water bottle iteration of Mjolnir has going for it. It's not going to fit neatly in your backpack. Nor is taking a quick swig from it going to be a one-handed endeavor with the way the hammer has its weights and balances distributed. My sense is you better be the kind of cat who enjoys dribbling water down their chin and chest every time you drink too.

$22.98 ➠ Amazon

E102: What Is This Thing?

Hints: 1) It's ready for a spin; 2) Don't sweat it, it's easy to use, but do sweat it if you use it; 3) Does it work? Your hips don't lie.

See Answer ➠ Amazon

The Cob Quicky

The Cob Quicky lends a hand in buttering your corn on the cob, getting the job done mess-free and in record time. It's a hand for a job. A Hand. Job.

The latest of Matt Benedetto's Unnecessary Inventions, the Cob Quicky provides a means of not just buttering your corn easily, but really slathering it. Every stroke of the Cob Quicky ensures your cob of corn will come out completely covered in the slippery richness when it's done.

Learn More ➠ Unnecessary Inventions

From Delightful to Disturbing: 15 Personalized Gifts

WARNING: A couple of the personalized gifts in my 15-strong collection of personalized gifts aren't just disturbing, they're a little NSFW. And the last one is both very disturbing and very NSFW. Because when I say "personalized gifts" I do mean gifts made in a person's likeness, but not necessarily a person's facial likeness. It could be their face. It could also be their name. Or their genitals.

Excited to get personal yet?

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RampShot Backyard Game

RampShot calls its backyard game - or beach game, or park game, or tailgate game - "cornhole on steroids," and I don't know if that intrigues or intimidates me. RampShot was created to up the pace and excitement of sleepy cornhole with racquetball-style balls that bounce and fly off plastic ramps, or sink into attached nets for a 3-point score.

RampShot is a 4-player game, and every turn 3 of the 4 players remain active to prevent gameplay from becoming more about standing around, getting drunk and dehydrated waiting for a turn than participating.

$84.99 ➠ Amazon

Carbon Composite Mandalorian Helmet

Keith Robinson's carbon composite Mandalorian Helmet gives all of you Mando cosplayers one more reason to never take off your helmets: no way anyone's gonna wanna see your face more than this sick aerospace-quality prop made of pure carbon fiber composite.

The carbon composite Mandalorian Helmet is Robinson's follow-up to his equally dark and sexy carbon fiber Stormtrooper Helmet. Helmets are laminated in an epoxy matrix under vacuum, and cured at 6Bar. They're built to order, one at a time, and signed and numbered for authenticity. Each is also fitted with a custom Mando liner.

$1,050 ➠ Etsy

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