Harry Potter Chocolate Wands
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A little Accio wand! for you? No, your new Harry Potter wand doesn't want to do magic outside the hand of its rightful wizard? Well, here's hoping it's made of chocolate like those in these series of Harry Potter spell casters. At least then if the wand denies you your Expecto Patronum! you can just eat it.
Jelly Belly Harry Potter Chocolate Wand
Harry's Patronus is a stag, Hermione's an otter, and Ron's a Jack Russell terrier. What would yours be if you could conjure one up with Jelly Belly's chocolate-cast replica of Harry Potter's wand from the movie series?
I think mine would probably be a fried chicken.
Total weight of the wand is 1.5 ounces. It is made of milk chocolate.
Williams Sonoma Harry Potter Chocolate Wand
This is Williams Sonoma's new (and more expensive) version of the Harry Potter chocolate wand. It's made of solid milk and semisweet chocolate with details to match those from Ollivanders in Hogsmeade. Its total chocolate weight is 2.5 ounces.
Jelly Belly Albus Dumbledore Chocolate Wand
The Headmaster of Hogwarts' wand version chocolate from Jelly Belly also comes with a sheet of magical spells for you to read and...ignore as you munch away on the magical stick o' sugar.
Jelly Belly Hermione Granger Chocolate Wand
The queen of spell casting's wand follows the trend of the other Jelly Belly issues - milk chocolate through and through. A great gift for any kid - big or small - who considers themselves Muggle-born, but Gryffindor-raised.
Jelly Belly Ron Weasley Chocolate Wand
For all the aspiring wizards who envision wanting to take a bite of their chocolate wand...and then patch it back new with some Spellotape (or maybe Laffy Taffy?) Just beware of cursing yourself into vomiting slugs (hopefully the gummy kind at least.)
Williams Sonoma Dumbledore Chocolate Wand
Another Williams Sonoma take on the Harry Potter chocolate wand universe. This time it's Dumbledore's Elder Wand, carved from milk and semisweet chocolate instead of elder wood, and growing an inch in the process - you'll get 16" rather than 15" of chocolate in this replica.
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