What to Give When You Need the Same Gift for Everyone

We've all done it. We've all badgered someone else for doing it. And really, song lyrics misheard, mistaken, and butchered are almost always more fun than what the artists are actually singing anyway.

Bright Beam Goods has gathered up some of the most common, and most hilarious, mistaken lyrics and laser-engraved them on 4" square cork coasters. Mistaken Lyrics Coasters come in sets of 6, and are categorized by era, theme, or your own custom selections. Classic Rock, 80s, 90s, 2000s, Hip Hop, Inappropriate, and even a Meat Lover's pack feature one mistaken lyric on each coaster. It will be up to your guests to figure out which song it's from though. That information is included only in a key on the back of the set's box.

A little Hot Tub Time Machine mixed with a little 6-year-old you, and voila! Freezy Freakies retro color-changing snow gloves are back. Even better, these badass winter warmers of the 80s have grown with you, but in size only. The gloves feature the bitchin' scenes and cold-activated images you remember from your childhood, only bigger. Big enough to fit man hands.

Vacuums are pretty cool. They allow us to rid our favorite chairs of ungodly cat hair (cats belonging to our girlfriends, not ourselves), they allow us to determine the speed of light for use in mathematical equations, and they allow us to keep our tasty beverages cold - or hot! - for hours.

Hydro Flask's 16-ounce glasses, primed for backyard BBQs, hot days at the beach, or a night by the fire, are the comapny's fusion of the superior insulating performance they established with their water bottles, and the look and feel of a traditional glass pint. The company says they've even designed True Pint lips to feel like you're drinking from a glass rather than a puffed rail of metal.

Matador has condensed a comfy, water-repellent, puncture-resistant, 44" x 28" blanket into a 38-gram square small enough to, oh yeah, slide in your pocket.

Taking an impromptu stroll on the beach with a boy or girl who mentions they would also take an impromptu roll in the hay, if only you had a smooth and roomy respite from the sand for bodily crevice protection? Oh hey, Haver of Brilliant Ideas, lookee what I just found in my pocket. A full-size blanket with lightly weighted corners for maximal coverage even on breezy nights!

Amazing grace! Everyone you know was blind, but with this 150-lumens tiny rechargeable keychain light from Olight, there is hope that now they'll see. Olight says their mini keyring bauble is "as slim as pinky finger," and it weighs just 0.46 ounces.

Not only does this Himalayan Salt Rock Tile contain 10,000% of your daily recommended allowance of sodium, but it also cooks food evenly, serves it beautifully, and seasons it deliciously. Sit the slab directly on your grill, oven rack, or burner and it will cook anything from steaks to fish to eggs with flavorus maximus. Or stick it in the freezer to chill, and then use it as a classy pink presentation tray that will keep sushi or cheese cold for hours.