Alien LEGO Minifig
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- LEGO Custom Alien 2" Minifig - $9.99
- LEGO Space Alien Mothership - $63.64
- M1000 Aliens Xenomorph - $15.00
- Alien Vs Predator Hunter Skull Model Replica - $499.98
- Alien Kubrick Series - $3.99
Brickheads in the LEGO Strip Club better watch out because this custom-made Alien LEGO minifig is on a rampage. It seems that taking out Jack Sparrow has only incensed him more (not that surprising). Now he's extra angry, extra deadly, and extra uninterested in XXX. (Don't worry, LEGO ladies, I still appreciate your fishnets and boobies.)
Jenny of Tiny Minds created the brick-based take on the Alien franchise's harrowing antagonist with posable limbs and a rotating body that mold perfectly into the creature's iconic "tilted head quizzical alien look." The minifig arrives partially assembled, and with complete step-by-step instructions for completing your occult homicidal masterpiece. And if you need a more worthy opponent than a flamboyant pirate for your completed LEGO Alien, check out the Tiny Minds Predator minifig.
Muchas danke to Manny for the Dude Product Tip.
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