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Zombie Hand Bookmark
Etsy artist Anna Sternik was sick of busting her ass slaying zombies, and then getting stuck with piles and piles of their leftover parts. She tried selling them to Chinese restaurants, and on Craig's List Germany, but...
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People I Want to Punch in the Face
A comprehensive collection of people you want to punch in the face. This is the little black book anyone can fill. In fact, it would probably be a good idea to order a few Rude Books, 'cause you know you're gonna want...
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The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas (NSFW)
Is further product description really needed? First there was Georgia O'Keefe, now there is author and illustrator Morgan Hastings. Black-and-white outlines of anatomical wonders beg for your acrylic and Crayola technicolor...
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The Best Wrong Test Answers Book
The lowest frequency noise a human ear can detect: a mouse. The highest: Mariah Carey. At least according to one points-for-creativity-deserving test taker included in F in Exams: The Very Best Totally Wrong Test Answers...
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The Abide Guide: Living Like Lebowski
The Dude makes his first (but surely not last) appearance on DudeIWantThat.com and a finer coupling I cannot imagine. Filled with lessons on life, love and nihilism, this is surely the perfect gift for any Lebowski fan...
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Wicked Witch Bookmark
This might be a little too much bookmark for me, but I think it's a great idea and probably a perfect gift for any Wizard of Oz lover. What other characters met their demise in a way that lends itself to a bookmark? Perhaps...