Survival Hacks
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In addition to Survival Hacks: Over 200 Ways to Use Everyday Items for Wilderness Survival, author Creek Stewart has also written the book series Build the Perfect Bug Out, and served as host of the show Fat Guys in the Woods. So I think it's safe to say that anyone from your Apocalypse Team Captain co-worker Rex to your Old Country Buffet Team Captain Uncle Bill is capable of applying Stewart's suggested methods for wilderness survival in a MacGyver millisecond.
As a professional disaster preparedness consultant, Stewart's sack of Survival Hacks runs deep, covering everything from table making out of sticks and ropes to building a one-man shelter out of a trash bag to purifying water with a plastic bottle and the sun. Sodie can tabs, plant leaves, bottle tops, that booger you had to burrow your finger halfway to your brain to dig out--Survival Hacks will teach you how to turn all of them into essential tools for keeping body and soul together in the great outdoors.
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The Camping Doughnut
Ooh, a tent that looks like one of those obstacle course tubes I used to crawl through in gym class and the fat kids used to get stuck in crawling through in gym class. The Camping Doughnut, an easily collapsible and...
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Portable Survival Rifle
"Don't leave civilization without one." It's the motto of the US Survival AR-7, a semi-automatic portable rifle that weighs a mere 3-1/2 pounds and measures in at 16-1/2" long when broken down and stowed in its waterproof...
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Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit
Are you prepared to fight for the survival and integrity of family, friends, and the human race in apocalyptic combat with the ambulatory dead? In other words, do you want to buy a 7-piece set of gut-ripping knives and...
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Motoped Survival Bike
Universal mounting rack. Three gallons of fuel. In critical times, Motoped's Survival Bike puts escape in the hands of your feet. The military-inspired superhauler has a back rack assembly primed for multiple bolt-on...
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Zombie Hammer Survival Tools
"Zombie Hammer survival tools are designed to last longer than cockroaches." Longer than cockroaches! Now that's a sell. This knuckle dustered cache of apocalyptic weapons must have a collective immune system of steel!...
The TAC-SAC Rail Accessory
Last time me and my friend Cornelius played paintball he kept getting nailed and hiding and whining like a little goat until finally everyone was like, Dude, you need to grow a pair! And he was all, Dude! It's not me...
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Raptor Platform XL Fishing Boat
The Raptor Platform XL Fishing Boat is where I imagine Chris Farley would reside if he moved from his van down by onto a raft down on the river. The inflatable floatable is certainly a sight to behold, and maybe in a...
M4 180lb Tactical Crossbow
Stealth. Stamina. Sniper sight. And that's just the M4 Tactical Crossbow itself. Like, before taking into account the litany of powerful, valiant, not-to-be-F'd-with characteristics Cornelius and I will bring to the table...
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Family Bug Out Bag
If my family were to bug out, probably the first thing we'd do is tear apart this bag of supplies in search of the Xanax and Scotch it does not contain to help calm ourselves down. Luckily, in the event that one of us...
The World's First Smart Rifle
Taking top honors in the category of Yo That's Crazy and Moderately Disturbing but I Guess It Was Gonna Happen Sometime: TrackingPoint's PGF. Precision. Guided. Firearm. It's fighter-jet-style, lock-and-launch technology...
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The Worst-Case Scenario Card Game
Picture this: you're stranded on a desert island, your only companion a deck of cards. But not just any cards, The Worst-Case Scenario Card Game. This isn't your grandma's bridge night; it's a survivalist's dream in 52-card...
Wasp Gas Injection Knife
And a watermelon takes it in the gut again. Like so many other weapons demos we've seen around here (Gotcha Cap, Throwing Card Knives), the effects of the Wasp air injection knife have been exacted upon a watermelon...