The Pop-up Book of Sex (NSFW)
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It's a good thing The Pop-up Book of Sex came to us (hard, I hear) over 10 years ago because the decade in between gave YouTubers plenty of time to put together a detailed video flip-through of every single one of the book's naughty, naughty pages. Mmmm, me so horny.
Nah, The Pop-up Book of Sex is more chuckle- than it is choke-the-chicken-worthy, especially with the real-life lady's hands manipulating the pop-up couples' copulations like I used to do as a kid with the neighbor's Barbies and my GI Joes. The kama sutra music playing in the background adds a final touch of hot, dirty cheese to the experience.
The Pop-up Book of Sex is in the same wheelhouse as The Big Coloring Book of Sex Positions, but you don't have to haul out the Crayolas to make the sexiness, uh, pop. You do, however, have to be 21 to buy this gem of adult reading.
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