Cyber Armor
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- Dreamgirl Planet Light Up Robot Costume - $42.99
- Women's Robot Body Suit - $31.52
- Terminator Salvation Deluxe T-600 Power Fist - $59.85
- Cyborg Half Mask - $12.70
- Robot Jaw - Theater Quality Makeup Costume Mask - $18.97
Buckle up, boys, it's October 1. The onslaught of sexy Halloween costumes is revving its 400-asspower engine. Segue into the spectacle with a looksee at Spanish designer Boyd Baten's cyber armor. No, wait, I mean Boyd Baten's sexy cyber armor.
Pieces ranging from corsets and gauntlets to a wicked mohawk warrior headpiece and an arm spine are each sold separately, and carry prices commensurate with the amount of time and detail Baten puts into hand sewing and shaping the futuristic PVC creations.
Ladies planning to rock Halloween as 25th-century vanquishers of evil...or Lady Gaga...you're welcome for finding your costume. The rest--locating a sugar daddy to buy it for you, and the best light for taking the photos you'll email me of you wearing it--is up to you.
Sexy TRON Outfit
Wise shoppers know that when buying a gift, you should choose something for the recipient that you would never choose to buy for yourself. In that vein, this smokin' hot, 12-gauge clear plastic TRON corset lined with...
AdrenaSuit - Bulletproof & Superpowered
The fit is hitting the shan. The adrenaline dam has busted, and your fight-or-flight response is sprinting at a world-record-setting pace. What does it look like? Are you stepping up? Freezing up? Freaking out? Peacing...
Cat Battle Armor
Quick, someone get this cat a lance! He's scheduled to joust one of the guinea pigs from G-Force at high noon and only just finished his battle armor fitting. I don't know if he's ready for this. The pigs have been training...
Biomechanical Spinal Armor
JP Rishea of Bionic Concepts has created a bit of a name for himself in the cyber/steampunk gadgetry world. From his exo-gauntlet to his gas-powered LED wings, Rishea's designs always emerge as strangely tas
Knight XV Fully Armored SUV
Conquest purports to marry "ultra-luxurious" with "fully-armored" in its forthcoming handcrafted SUV, the Knight XV. Historically, this type of marriage has not ended well (see: the reigns of Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette;...
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The Cryptide 3D Printed Sneaker
Five-finger shoes meet...um...a stone man's toenails and some truck tire treads?...in The Cryptide, a 3D printed sneaker created by German designer and architect Stephan Henrich, in collaboration with Swiss 3D printer...
Handmade Guinea Pig Armor
I had a guinea pig as a young boy. I named him Ruffles because he and I both were somewhat effeminate. They didn't make polished steel scale outfits for guinea pigs back then. And I have to admit, taking in this majestic...
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FORTIS Exoskeleton
Get a FORTIS exoskeleton and you'll instantly have: 1) superhero strength; and 2) a superhero costume. Two birds, one stone. Like Iron Man. Lockheed Martin is developing this unpowered, lightweight external structure...
Medieval Knight Hoodie
See, chivalry isn't dead. It's just been co-opted by the hoodie-wearing hipster crowd. This Medieval Knight Hoodie drips of irony akin to permutations of the mustache, and trending fads akin to bacon two years ago. Thanks...
Exo-Gauntlet - CO2 Powered Exoskeleton
JP Rishea masterminds a legion of sick conglomerations of metal and power, but the Exo-Gauntlet is probably his most irrationally needful of them all. I guess one could technically argue that it has a few practical applications...
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Wearable Superhero Full Body Armor
Full Body Armors' superhero and video game character costume replicas will secure your cosplay convention credibility, and make all of your Sundays Fundays. The made-to-measure suits transform wearers, from head to toe...
Dark Knight Leather Armor
So this Dark Knight isn't quite like the Dark Knight you and I are used to. Well, I mean I guess he would be if our Dark Knight lived in a 16th century video game and were as into the color red and the world of S&M as...