Battlesh*ts - Sink the Turd Game
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Battleshits is a cross between the game Battleship and the practice of playing with your turds. How childish.
And how perfect for this year's white elephant exchange, or really for wrapping up as a gift for any man.
A "seriously shitty game" from Firebox, Battleshits subs in poop for ships in an otherwise no-frills paper and cardboard setup. Players position their turds on a grid and take turns trying to locate and "flush" their opponent's #2s. When one of your tootsie rolls or butt truffles is pinpointed, you can mark it off with little rubber fly inserts.
Who's ready to send some Battleshits into the Porcelain Triangle?
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