Rusticity Wood Balancing Game
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"Sure, Squirt, we can read Goodnight Moon. Just as soon as you get these wooden pegs aligned and balanced perfectly on this rocking moon disc! No, not just a couple - all of them! If you're going to be a surgeon and fund my retirement, you must master a steady hand before age 5!"
Don't worry, I don't plan to have children. But while Rusticity slants its lunar-themed Wood Balancing Game as a gift for kids, I think the fidget-friendly set could serve me and my desktop just as well. Especially as my anticipation builds for the total solar eclipse on August 21 (got your eclipse glasses ready?) It's kind of a reverse, less stressful Jenga.
The balancing moon and its cylinders are handmade from Indian rosewood.
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