National Geographic Break Open Geodes Kit
Do you trust your child with a hammer and a pile of rocks? ... How about your husband, ladies? The National Geographic Break Open Geodes Kit comes with 10 fat stones packed with chewy centers made of a variety of different sparkly crystals. Nat Geo calls it a "perfect activity for energetic boys and girls!" Which, once again, begs the question: do you trust your child with a hammer and a pile of rocks?
In addition to the 10 geodes, the Break Open Geodes Kit comes with (definitely necessary) safety goggles, 3 display stands, and a full-color learning guide. And while it's highly unlikely the crystals your child bashes to light will bring you the physical, emotional, or spiritual healing outlined in the descriptions of the ones you bought from Chakra-La, keep in mind, it's highly unlikely the crystals you bought from Chakra-La will bring you physical, emotional, or spiritual healing either.
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