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11 Ravens Luxury Gaming Tables

11 Ravens' luxury gaming tables are going to cost you...a helluva lot more than 11 ravens. But, with designs available for tables sporting billiards, ping pong, foosball, air hockey, shuffleboard, poker, mahjong, and...

Heroes' Feast: The Official D&D Cookbook

$24.48 Amazon »

When I first saw Heroes' Feast: The Official D&D Cookbook, I kind of laughed and muttered to myself, Here's your gift for the geeks this year, dudes. But then I remembered I just saw Ronda Rousey on Hot Ones, and Sean...

SpyX Light Hand - Glowing Fingers to Navigate the Dark

$19.99 Amazon »

I'm not sure "light hand" would be the first superpower I'd pick, but if the gods or, like, the ghost of Thomas Edision, were offering, I sure wouldn't turn it down. No more nightlights or mini flashlights bulking up...

The Game of Nasty Things

$19.95 Amazon »

The Game of Nasty Things outrages and offends in the spirit of Cards Against Humanity but, in my opinion, is a more creative - albeit more challenging - party game to play. Think of it as the difference between the Reverse...

The Golden Girls Cookbook

$17.98 Amazon »

Oh boy, Golden Girls Cookbook, I can't wait for my wife to make me some treats from St. Olaf! "Oooh, what's this delectable baked goodness, my darling She-Ra: Princess of Power?"...

Mad Fly Sports Raptor Football

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Part glider, part football, part foam airplane, the Raptor Football from Mad Fly Sports is here to help you get into the spirit of Fall 2020...

Dude Card Game - It's a Game Where You Say Dude

$15.99 Amazon »

Dude, let me start off by saying I am in no way affiliated with Dude the card game. Nor have I ever played the Game Where You Say Dude. But, dude, come on. It's like Dude coming home to Dude...

The Book of Unusual Knowledge

$9.99 Amazon »

Did you know peeing on a jellyfish sting will ease the pain? I didn't learn that from The Book of Unusual Knowledge. Because it's not a piece of unusual knowledge. It's a lie. Tested and proven several years ago by yours...

8BitDo Arcade Stick for Nintendo Switch & Windows

$89.99 Amazon »

While much of 2020 has been out of our control, 8BitDo reminds us something big, something uniting is coming in November that puts things very much in our control: the 8BitDo Arcade Stick. The Arcade Stick is an oversized...

F*ck That's Hot! Cookbook

$20.30 Amazon »

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the...F*ck That's Hot! cookbook. Author Billy Law's 60 Recipes to Up the Heat in the Kitchen are all about bringing the fire of chili peppers to your food, and to your mouth. In...

Cold Steel Mini Torpedo

$20.66 Amazon »

The Cold Steel Mini Torpedo is a toothpick...for your eyes. Well. Only if you're not careful. Cold Steel followed up its original throwing torpedo with this 12" mini version that's equally viable for target throwing...

ceilingSWISH Indoor Mini Basketball Hoop

$34.99 Amazon »

If you've never been hit in the face with a basketball, the ceilingSWISH indoor mini basketball hoop is the perfect opportunity to get in some good practice. At least the "rock" that comes with this ceiling-mounted hoop...

Poop Bingo

$19.81 Amazon »

Poop Bingo. Also Known as Your 2020 Bingo Card. Full of pandemics and political unrest, fires and floods, murder hornets and the cancellation of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Basically every steaming pile of shit you...

Star Wars The Mandalorian Monopoly

$46.15 Amazon »

Let the battle begin...over who gets to be Baby Yoda in the Star Wars The Mandalorian edition of Monopoly...

LEGO Batman 1989 Batwing

$309.99 Amazon »

The LEGO Batman 1989 Batwing isn't just a (bat-)signal of forthcoming LEGO fun, but of forthcoming nostalgic LEGO fun, with this nod to Tim Burton's take on the Batman franchise. And just in case the era of inspiration...

Kinetic Sand Kalm Zen Box for Adults

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The Kinetic Sand Kalm Zen Box is a more tactile take on the Japanese Zen Garden intended for adults who find it easier to relax, destress, think creatively, or not die of boredom when they are partaking in some sensory...

Skiskates - Ice Skates for Ski Slopes

$360 Amazon »

To quote the great Lil John, To all Skiskate motherf**ker (motherf**ker!) all Skiskate hot damn (hot damn!) To all Skiskate mother- huh? That's not what he says, you say? Well. Bummer for Skiskates. I thought they had...

Chameleon Colors Color Balls

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Arts & crafts meets dodgeball! Chameleon Colors Color Balls are little sacks o' fun - the kind that won't get you pregnant, and won't land you in the fetal position if handled the wrong way - filled with chalk powders...

Petoi Bittle Palm-Sized Robot Dog

$225 Petoi »

If you're trying to make a palm-sized robot dog that's a miniature replica of Boston Dynamics' full-size robot dog, Spot, but don't want to be more obvious about it than the clear resemblance to Spot, one good thing to...

The Witcher III Geralt in Bath Polyresin Statuette

$77.99 Amazon »

Admittedly, I have not played The Witcher game series (or read the books). But like many other content-obsessed couch potatoes out there, I did watch season 1 of The Witcher on Netflix, and when I see this Geralt in Bath...

GolfKicks Golf Traction Kit for Sneakers

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A question from GolfKicks: Whoooo of you golfers out there have a pair of sneakers you want to ruin? Just kidding. A pair of sneakers you want to make better, or at least golf course-friendly with GolfKicks' golf traction...

Where's Prince? Search & Find Book

$24.98 Amazon »
Where's Prince? is a Where's Waldo? seek & find-style book that invites the icon's fans to Search for Prince in 1999, Purple Rain, Paisley Park and More. And, just like the Where's Bowie? jigsaw puzzle, I think that's freakin'...

Cluebox - 60-Minute Escape Room in a Box

Escaping a box sounds like about the worst task ever to me. I can't even watch David Blaine do that shit without needing a Xanax. Luckily, Cluebox doesn't require one to crawl inside its 4.7" cubed birchwood walls to...

Claw Gloves

$72.91 - $81.90 Etsy »

"Life's a bitch...now so am I!" From the wrist down, anyway, for those looking to channel their inner Catwoman in a pair of Vixy Den's Claw Gloves. Stalking around town as a DC antiheroine is just the tip of the talon...