Bicycle Chopper
I know at least one special day you'd win on a Bicycle Chopper from Wood Presents: Ride Yarr! Bike to Work Day.
These bike nods to motorcycles are handmade beauts, built from a wood frame carved in the spiffy style of a two-wheeled lowrider. Shown here is a combination of oak and plywood, though Wood Presents can also use ash, walnut, or other precious woods. The builders note Bicycle Choppers are a bit different from your usual bicycle due to:
- A longer frame - total bike length is 7.55'.
- A wide or high steering system.
- Wide rims and tires, and a wide padded seat for a more comfortable, cruiser ride.
- An original fork.
- A vertical landing for reduced fatigue.
- Bright LED head and tail lights.
Bicycle Choppers also seem to be a bit different from your usual chopper, but Wood Presents doesn't really acknowledge that or get into how, so I guess we're left to figure it out for ourselves.
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