Sporting Goods
Skull Ultra-Loud Electric Bike Horn
Hear that, vehicles, kids zoned out in headphones, and grandmas too preoccupied with your walkers to take heed of my Swagcycle coming up hot behind you? It's 120dB of honking coming from my electric bike horn. Yep, the...
Nunchuck Grips - Self-Defense Tool Storage Grips
Squeeze hard and stay safe. Nunchuck Grips are a line of outdoor product grips whose hollow centers make way for your choice of quick-release personal safety gear. Install a pair of Nunchucks on your existing bike's handlebars...
PARKIS Effortless Bicycle Lift
How effortless is it to PARKIS your bicycle? Here's a GIF. Looks like sliding the front wheel onto an elevator and sending 'er to the penthouse. Glide the cab back down to dismount. PARKIS says the process is so simple...
Knuckle Duster Safety Bell
For runners, cyclists, and skaters, the Runbell provides the option of giving pedestrians and other manual motorists in your path polite notice of your presence and passing. So you don't have to yell at them, plow them...
Night Riderz Backyard Zip Line Kit
Bah humbug. This Night Riderz glowing version of Slackers' backyard zip line kit has a 150-pound max carry weight. So after you pay for it, you unpack it, and you spend your entire Sunday off installing the 100' steel...
Toferner Throwing Axe
I guess one good thing about chucking Toferner's Throwing Axe is so many of its sides are sharp and pointy that even if you're an inexperienced marksman with poor aim you'll still have a pretty good chance of making it...
Butterfly Knife Trainer
Practice makes perfect. When it comes to this Butterfly Knife Trainer, practice also makes fewer 911 calls and eyepatches. Between a pair of lightweight skeletonized handles lies a dull blade ideal for training spins...
Splashlight Bioluminescent Water Blaster
Remember when you used to put lightning bug butts and water in the blender and then use them to fill your squirt gun for nighttime fights with your friend Cornelius? Ahhh, childhood in the 80s. That was cool. Maybe even...
Climball
While I don't care much for combined physical and mental challenges--or really either one on its own--I'm a total sucker for things that glow in the dark. And video games. And American Ninja Warrior. All of which, along...
Bird of Prey Bicycle
I didn't think the foam helmets and seizure-inducing neon spandex could look any more ridiculous rolling down the road, yelling at cars to get out of their lane, and then cutting into traffic at will when it suits them...
The Can Cannon Soda Can Launcher
Big & Rich recommend ladies save a horse, ride a cowboy, and the Can Cannon recommends cowboys save a bullet, fire a shook-up sodie can...
Wilson X Connected Football
For the four of you out there who would rather collect your own stats than your fantasy team's, the Wilson X Connected Football offers another way to feel like you're part of the NFL. Using the accompanying app you'll...
Pop-Up Bug Tent
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but Zika will never hurt me! Introducing the Mom Net! The perfect private tent to shelter Mom from the sun, the rain, the flies, and the mosquitos as she attends every single one...
Rungu Electric Juggernaut
Remember the Juggernaut Bullfrog Fat Trike? Now it's even fatter. And croaks way louder. To their extra-thick, triple-wheeled, all-terrain, no-BS monster, Rungu has added a 2,100-watt motor and Hi-Power Cycles controller...
Naked Lady Golf Tees
If you haven't already injected your Summer 2016 with some 1980s-era hilarity courtesy of the Butt Buoys or Floaty Pants, I have good nudes...
Cyclotron Spokeless Smart Bicycle
For all the Sam Flynns out there who need more exercise, you'll soon be able to trade in your electric Light Cycles for pedal-powered Cyclotrons on your joyrides and daily commutes. The self-described "Future of Cycling"...
In-Ground Trampoline Kit
Drugs & alcohol, bullies, gluten--parents have got a lot of evils to worry about as they raise their children these days. So I get why a lot of them are anti-trampoline. Why add flying off a spring-loaded canvas bed and...
Reflex Golf Push Cart
Too fit to ride in the motorized greens-mobile? Too thrifty to hire a caddy? Sun Mountain has created a nice series of in-betweens with their contemporary golf push carts. The company's latest manual 4-wheeler is the...
Pizza Frisbee
Now I know how dogs who don't want to waste time playing fetch when they can just chew the F out of the frisbee feel. Discraft has outdone themselves here, making a 175-gram Ultimate disc that looks like a mouthwatering...
Vurtego V4 Pro Pogo Stick
If you're looking to put some spring in your step...you'll have to look beyond the Vurtego V4 Pro, because you won't find a single metal coil in this pogo stick. But. If you'd settle for pumping 90 psi underfoot, hop...
URB-E Electric Folding Scooter
URB-E is a folding electric transporter designed to slash appreciable time from your walking commute without hogging up so much space it prohibits you from using additional forms of transportation when it's with you...
The Lunicycle
Manually operated! No lithium ion batteries! Won't catch on fire! (Unless for your next act you will Lunicycle through a wall of fire!) The Lunicycle comes from Inventist, the same company that makes the Solowheel personal...
Vintage Electric Bikes
Nostalgia at 20 MPH, Vintage Bikes will take you back and propel you forward. The cruisers and commuters front Art Deco aesthetics and WWI-era motordrome racer lines, but get a 21st century boost in action from their...
Inflatable Human Foosball Table
The little plastic men make it look so easy. I'm not sure how much demand there could be out there for an inflatable human foosball arena, but if that's what bounces your house, EZ Inflatables is all set to blow up your...