Collective Carry EDC Pens
Collective Carry Pens look like they should have "Made in Gotham City" stamped on them. Rugged and industrial in appearance, I wouldn't be surprised if twisting open the A/1 Combat or clicking down the ink barrel in a Bolted Black wouldn't also release a line launcher or retractable Bat Sword.
The EDC pens are made of impact-resistant, aircraft grade aluminum, and go tactical, if not all-out Batman, with beveled edges that can assist with glass breaking and self defense. All Collective Carry Pens come loaded with black ink. Choose from:
- A/1 Combat in Black, Gold or Gunmetal
- A/5 Force
- A/7 Flare
- Bolted in Black or Space Gray
- S-4 Steel Flash
- S-4 Strike
Note: the Dude Exclusives online store is hosted and managed by Stack Commerce, a third party not directly affiliated with DudeIWantThat.com. All order, customer service, and general inquiries should be submitted through the Dude Exclusives Customer Support page. Inquiries submitted through other contact forms or channels may not receive a timely response.
Think Ink Fidget Pen
The Think Ink Pen bends, spins, flips, dismembers and puts itself back together again, and...you don't even want to know what happens when you pull its finger. An entertainer through and through, this pen isn't so much...
/the-disaster-novelist-the-10-31626.jpg?mode=crop "The Disaster Novelist: The 10 Worst Books Ever Written")
The Disaster Novelist: The 10 Worst Books Ever Written
No, smug smarty pants, I haven't read every book ever written, so I can't say with absolute authority that these are the 10 worst books ever written. But I, along with hundreds of your peers reviewing them on fine online...
/pencil-dice-pencil-with-33619.jpg?mode=crop "Pencil Dice - Pencil with Integrated Rolling Dice")
Pencil Dice - Pencil with Integrated Rolling Dice
Just when you think it's Mother F**king Pencil Time, Pencil Dice step in and say, "No. It's mother f**king dice time." Six sides on a die, six sides on the hexagonal prisms o' wood. It's a match made in Yahtzee and Bunco...
/borrow-my-pen-subversive-pen-35416.jpg?mode=crop "Borrow My Pen Subversive Pen Set")
Borrow My Pen Subversive Pen Set
What's that? Can you borrow my pen? You too? You need one? And you? Well. I don't usually do this, but I'm feeling very Oprah today, so...here you go. You get a pen, and you get a pen, and you get a pen, and...oh, I know...
/foreverpen-super-tiny-48786.jpg?mode=crop "ForeverPen - Super Tiny Inkless Keychain Pen")
ForeverPen - Super Tiny Inkless Keychain Pen
Tiny, mighty, lasts all night, and whether upside down or underwater, is always ready to go. And that's just the tip - the silver tip - of the ForeverPen, a new super tiny inkless pen from World's Tiniest...
/Rotring-600-Drafting-Pencil-173.jpg?mode=crop "Rotring 600 Drafting Pencil")
Rotring 600 Drafting Pencil
There is nothing better than knowing you're writing down your daily to do list (probably the same damn stuff you wrote down the day before, and before that) with a superior writing instrument. And that's exactly what...
/kaweco-limited-edition-bronze-59529.jpg?mode=crop "Kaweco Limited Edition Bronze Sport Ballpoint Pen")
Kaweco Limited Edition Bronze Sport Ballpoint Pen
All the third place finishers out there, have I got a Kaweco Bronze Sport Ballpoint Pen for you! The ballpoint is part of a limited edition series for the German brand, which also includes fountain and rollerball pens...
/polar-modular-magnet-pen-20-21546.jpg?mode=crop "POLAR Modular Magnet Pen 2.0")
POLAR Modular Magnet Pen 2.0
POLAR debuted 2-1/2 years ago as a pen that can do your writing when it's time to TCB and then serve as an accomplice to your goofing off when it's time to TCB, but you really don't feel like it. The modular pen consists...
/jumbo-leather-journals-53059.jpg?mode=crop "Jumbo Leather Journals")
Jumbo Leather Journals
Supersize your efforts to write it down or sketch it out with these handmade jumbo leather journals from Lake City Leathercraft. The tomes measure 13" long x 10" wide, and come in a variety of embossed and bejeweled styles...
/make-your-co-workers-hate-you-40366.jpg?mode=crop "Make Your Co-Workers Hate You Pen")
Make Your Co-Workers Hate You Pen
Never has there been a more aptly named product than this Make Your Co-Workers Hate You Pen. See, it's a pen, normal in every way, except for the clip at the end, which is a pair of mother F'ing nail clippers!...
/torpedo-gb-pens-40914.jpg?mode=crop "Torpedo GB Pens")
Torpedo GB Pens
Torpedo GB Pens have one thing to say: Ready! Aim! Fire!...off a note letting your wife know you ate all the rest of the chicken parm. Sorry, She-Ra. :( :( Or maybe it's a letter of complaint to the last airline you flew...
/pencil-time-pencils-28691.jpg "Pencil Time Pencils")
Pencil Time Pencils
Do you know what time it is? ... It's Mother Fucking Pencil Time! Going back to school? It's Mother Fucking Pencil Time! Leaving the kids a list of chores? It's Mother Fucking Pencil Time! Filling out your order at Umami...