IDrive Military-Grade Local & Cloud Storage
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You can be too sorry, but never too safe. That's why I always wear a helmet, always wear a seatbelt, and always wear a condom*. And I always, always back up. Orrrrrr...maybe I'll start now with this opportunity to own an tag team of IDrive data storage offerings.
IDrive's Wi-Fi, wireless 1TB hard drive aims to solve the primary issue with online backup: slowness. It will back up or restore large amounts of data within minutes, faster than the Cloud. In addition, data is stored with 256-bit AES encryption to protect it from theft. Wirelessly back up photos, videos, and treasure maps from anywhere in your home or office. The IDrive hard drive also enables selective file back up and restoration. It is cross-platform compatible between PC, Mac, iOS, and Android, with a micro USB 3.0 port option for even faster data transfer.
This Dude Exclusives package also includes a 1-year subscription to IDrive Pro, which includes 10TB of Cloud backup. With this service you'll be able to back up and sync mass quantities of data from all of your devices, and access it from anywhere you have an Internet connection. The IDrive Cloud also has 256-bit AES encryption security, with an optional private key. In addition to photos, videos, and documents, you be able to back up Facebook and Instagram information too.
Once the IDrive Pro year-long subscription is up, an optional second year will be billed at a discounted $59; thereafter, normal rates will apply.
Get the IDrive local and Cloud storage data package for 79% off for a limited time from Dude Exclusives.
*Haha, sike. I just restrict my promiscuity to women who are barren or have already gone through menopause.
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