LectroFan High Fidelity White Noise Machine
LectroFan was born from the idea that sleep should be simple. Get tired, lie down, close your eyes, enter Sandman. And maybe it would be if it weren't for that barking dog. The constant sirens. The voices outside. Or, worse, the total, eerie silence. Just you and your thoughts buzzing around, louder and louder, inside your head.
LectroFan is a high fidelity white noise machine that drowns out both the ruckus and the quiet with its personalized sleep therapy program. The device comes with 10 distinct fan sounds, plus 10 more non-repeating white noise sounds, so there's a good chance at least one of its hums, whirs, or other onomatopoeias has your (sleep) number.
Plug in a LectroFan in your apartment, hotel room, nursery, dorm, yoga studio, or even office to neutralize disruptive noises. You can set the machine's timer to keep the soothing sounds coming for anywhere from a few minutes to all night long.
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