OrbitKey Organizer & Bottle Opener
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- Fan-key - Compact Key Organizer - $29.95
- True Utility KeyTool Multitool Set - $7.99
- FreeKey System - $7.59
- Orbitkey USB 8.0GB USB Accessory - $19.95
Cows make good milk and cowhides make good keychains. The OribitKey is a genuine cowhide leather strap that stores up to 7 standard keys behind its simple black design. Edges are coated and leather double sided for extra strength, and a bottle is also included with the keychain for extra fun on Friday afternoon at the office.
The OrbitKey keychain and bottle opener bundle is available for 26% off for a limited time from Dude Exclusives.
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