PenSimple Direct Herb Grinder
Like its PenSimple predecessor, the PenSimple Direct cannot put ink to paper. But this fat black Crayola-lookin' grinder can store your herbs in its 1" barrel, and dispense rounds of definitely-not-for-coloring-books green whenever the inspiration to "make some art" hits you.
The PenSimple Direct is a smaller version of the original PenSimple - half the size to be exact. The two have the same girths, but the Direct has been shrunken to a more pocket-friendly 3.5", and has a 2-teaspoon capacity. In addition to grinding herbs, the tool also serves as a water- and scent-tight storage container.
As a grinder-storage combo, the PenSimple Direct's glory feature is its configuration. You can grind and dispense your herbs in precise quantities, and without opening the Direct, potentially spilling its contents, to access the grounds. Also, you have the option of later upgrading the modular Direct to the full PenSimple grinding system, which allows for 3 grams of herb storage and one-handed, push-button dispensing.
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