The Ballistic Backpack
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Look at all that Ballistic Backpack webbing. Think of all the ink pens and pen lights and bottle openers and nail clippers and strips of crispy bacon you could stick in there. It's like...it's like...a pocket protector for non-geeks. Or, geeks in disguise.
The rest of Matador Supply's Ballistic Backpack is alright too. Made by "military material specialists," the bag's design was revamped to be used for the field of business, rather than the field of being in the field. Inside you'll find a main compartment with 15" laptop sleeve, plus an assortment of smaller pockets for phones, cards, passports, and...hmmm...an extra belt. Two outer compartments on the other side of the webbing hold keys and other items you want quicker access to.
Not surprisingly, the Ballistic Backpack is made from black Cordura 1050D ballistic nylon.
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