Uncommon Carry Mini Cannons
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Fire in the hole! These mini cannons from Uncommon Carry come in styles Covert (the one that looks like a lil' chub) and Combat (the one that doesn't look like a lil' chub). Both use a 2mm or smaller fuse to fire equally mini cannonballs with 3F black gunpowder.
Add a Pop! to your desktop with your own mini cannon, or wrap one up as a gift for a man who could use a shot of fun delivered in force from a stainless steel barrel.
Note that Uncommon Carry's Mini Cannons are sold as novelty items only, and should not be construed or used as weapons. Unless you're battling your Putin Riding a Bear action figure.
Uncommon Carry Mini Cannons are going for 23% to 33% off retail price for a limited time.
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