VylyV Male Sexual Performance Boosting Underwear
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VylyV underwear take the methods of the Private Gym penis trainer and invite you to shove them down your shorts. The app-enabled, sensor-embedded briefs guide men through a series of (s)exercises intended to improve performance in the bedroom.
In less exotic, voodoo-sounding terms, VylyV underwear teach men the art of the kegel. Though typically considered a crotchal workout beneficial specifically to women, kegel contractions aren't just for the ladies. Men can get stronger - and last longer! - through the strengthening of their pelvic floor muscles too.
VylyV uses an adaptive training system built into their undies to help both beginning male kegelers and advanced possessors of the penis power train, track, and even, uh, dick around with games designed specifically for their favorite appendage. You can even join in VylyV community discussions, which, I can't even imagine what those sound like.
The ultimate VylyV underwear payoff, though, should be in the bedroom. I can't speak to whether or not you'll experience it, but I can tell you if you want to invest in a set of 2 VylyV sexual performance enhancing briefs to find out, you can get them for 48% off retail value for a limited time.
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