Jawzrsize Jawline Exerciser & Neck Toner
Dream on, Botox and face fillers, your injectable voodoo is no match for the Jawzrsize! If the product's stellar name didn't clue you in, Jawzrsize is an aerobics class for your mouth, a hands-free fitness tool made to "create a more muscular, youthful appearance" and chisel out your jawline.
Pity it looks like a ball gag, but when it comes to health and beauty, it seems like there's always a price to pay. And, hey, maybe you like ball gags. Or maybe you just like giving gag gifts.
Jawzrsize inserts right in the kisser, where you'll bite down on it over and over, harder and harder during your training. The action is said to activate all 57+ muscles in your face, and in particular the masseter muscle. Jawzrsize facial fitness creator Brandon Harris recommends Jawzrsizing for 20 minutes a day, advancing through the 4 levels of Jawzrsize resistance nuggets as you improve, to achieve the lift, tone, and bone-crushing jaw strength that suits you. Resistance ranges from a beginner's 20 pounds to an elite chewer's 300 pounds.
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