Fitness
Hypersphere Vibration Therapy Ball
Hyperice has a mission to keep athletes healthy. And while their brand of athletic health doesn't come cheap, the company has applied some standout concepts to traditional sports therapy and recovery accessories that...
HEAT-WAVE Hot Stone Massage Tool
Valentine's Day Idea: get a hot stone to give your chosen one an even hotter massage. The SYNERGY STONE HEAT-WAVE (their choice to yell, not mine) is a curvy muscle roller that heats in 60 seconds in the microwave, and...
monkii bars Portable Body Weight Gym
In the vein of the TRX home gym, monkii bars strive to the most portable and versatile piece of fitness equipment you own. With the thought being that if you always have your equipment with you, and hundreds of different...
Portable Infrared Archsauna
Sure, the giant whiskey barrel sauna is ten times better than Tuningdome's Archsauna, but it also costs 10 times more. This portable half-dome uses infrared radiation provided by a ceramic heating system to gently warm...
2-Person Canopy Barrel Sauna
Ahhh, a sauna that I don't have to share with half a dozen other sprawled out and sweaty dudes at the gym (dudes who, counterintuitively to the entire point of a sauna, insist on playing games and music on their phones...
Recon Jet Smart Eyewear for Sports & Fitness
All those fitness trackers with their fancy sensors and metrics? Their data storage, coaching, push notifications, and incoming text messages? Yeah, Recon's Jet has those. But they're not on your wrist. They're in your...
i-sopod Sensory Deprivation Float Tank
I used to have a membership to a sensory deprivation tank club (because I am both fancy and bored). What happens is you go into a private room, get naked, and then climb in these completely enclosed, completely pitch...
Thync Mood-Altering Headpiece
When asked to describe their startup, Thync, in 3 words founders Isy Goldwasser and Dr. Jamie Tyler go with "How good feels." That's a relief. Because when I look at the sliver of wearable tech stamped on that dude's...
Adjustable Kettle Versa-Bell
Kettlebells are designed to displace their weight away from your body during use, making the physics of lifting them more dynamic. Your stabilizing muscles must work just as hard as those moving the bell. Mastering kettlebell...
CrossFit Reptile Calf Sleeves
Seems like a lot of dudes dig showing off their CrossFit goose eggs, but if you're not a lot of dudes...or your girlfriend doesn't want you meeting her parents at the family lake house with bludgeoned shins...maybe you...
Chinese Acupressure Massage Rings
While a set of slinky rings isn't what I normally think of when someone says "Asian massage" I can see how all the typing, gaming, and touch screening we do today could make a round of finger acupressure just as helpful--if...
Nayoya Back Hook Massager
Foam rollers might hammer out the pains in my ass, but when it comes to kneading out the knots in my back, nothing works better than the abnormally strong hands of my girlfriend. It's one of the many reasons I call her...
Vaiden Astronaut Workout Shirts
It's not that Vaiden makes workout shirts for astronauts or shirts for some newfangled astronaut workout (i.e., go to space, instantly lose 80% of your body weight!) Instead they've incorporated astronaut heat management...
GoRoll Foam Roller with Storage
GoRoll combines the firm shell and EVA foam coating of massage rollers with the hollow core of my ex-girlfriend Karen to produce this dual purpose tension reliever and lockable storage cylinder. A detachable carry strap...
The Rodeo Core Fitness Trainer
The Rodeo Core fitness trainer invites you to "Enjoy a delightful ride while whipping core muscles into shape!" Coincidentally, that was also the invitation I gave the ladies I used to meet on Tinder. No wonder they were...
Lebert Equalizer
Use the Lebert Equalizer to do pushups, pullups, dips, lunges, planks. Use it on the incline, use it on the decline, use it on the road. Grab the simple set of arced bars and rip out your whole body solo, or partner up...
Long Piropiro Lung Exercise Tool
Hey it's a kazoo or a, uh, unraveling blowy thing the kiddos and incredibly irritating adults blow into to unravel at birthdays and New Year's. But this blow thing has taken on a new disguise: from party supply to exercise...
TRX Suspension Training Home Kit
The hardness of the muscles you'll build from using the Navy SEAL-developed TRX suspension training system is directly proportional to the hardness of actually using the TRX suspension training system. Though there are...
YogaToes Sport Gel Toe Stretchers
If you can get past the fact that they look like the things ladies wedge between their toes to paint them, YogaToes sport gel toe stretchers could make your life from the ankles down a lot more comfortable. YogaToes spread...
HyperIce Vyper Vibrating Foam Roller
Hey look, it's a new BDSM toy for pain seekers muscle recovery tool for athletes. You've might have seen foam rollers here before, and you might have seen HyperIce brainchildren here before, but this hybrid of hurts so...
Vibration Plate Jiggle Fitness Machine
If you've ever watched TV at 3 in the morning you've probably seen the Power Plus Vibration Plate, or something like it, before. I've seen the machine making people's jiggly parts jiggle many times myself. But what I...
Couples' Infrared Sauna
I guess it's not technically a sauna for couples, but it is a sauna for 2 people and there's no way in hell I'm sharing such a small, sweaty (but slightly less sweaty than a regular sauna since infrared saunas are absorbed...
DynaMax Gyroscopic Core Trainer
Gyroscopes can help you fly drones and track your activity. They can also kick your ass to next Thursday and back. In time for a repeat performance tomorrow. The DynaMax Gyroscopic Core Trainer employs this spherical...