Ben & Jerry's Netflix & Chilll'd Ice Cream
Yes please I would like some Ben & Jerry's Netflix & Chilll'd ice cream. I'm not sure why the needed the 3rd "l" to make it "Chilll'd" though. Maybe it's some subtle innuendo about a Netflix & Chill threesome. Like, you, your lady, and a pint of Ben & Jerry's Netflix & Chilll'd ice cream.
Or, equally desirable, you, a pint of Ben & Jerry's Netflix & Chilll'd ice cream, and another pint of Ben & Jerry's Netflix & Chilll'd ice cream. Yep, the best accompaniments to a night of Netflix & chill, that's what I'm talkin' about.
The brand new ice cream flavor appeases desires to binge on both salt and sugar along with The Witcher* and You. It's peanut butter ice cream swirled with pretzels and fudge brownies. Oooh, doggie, and that's the end of my New Year's diet. Oh well. No way in Nilfgard I'm ever gonna look like Cavill as Geralt of Rivia anyway.
Ben & Jerry's Netflix & Chilll'd ice cream is also available in a non-dairy version.
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