Culinary Perfume - Edible Fragrance & Ice Cream Topping
It's gonna cost you a helluva lot more than hot fudge, sprinkles, and Old Spice, but Salt & Straw's Culinary Perfume, an edible fragrance and ice cream topping, is sure to be the foodie gift of the year. Or at least of the ice cream lover's summer.
In honor of National Ice Cream Day, Salt & Straw is releasing their A Cloud of Cocoa, A Swoon of Citrus, and A Plume of Blossoms Culinary Perfumes on July 17, 2022. You can buy the edible sprays bottled online, or ask to add them to your cups and cones in Salt & Straw shops. Culinary Perfumes are intended both for spritzing over scoops of frozen treats, and licking off as you eat, and spraying on your favorite perfume-responsive body parts...and perhaps letting someone else lick off as they eat.
Culinary Perfumes are a collaboration between ice cream darling Salt & Straw and fragrance brand Imaginary Authors, which specializes in scents with "a compelling storyline peppered with intriguing twists."
/sure-fk-cologne-41608.jpg?mode=crop "Sure F**k Cologne")
Sure F**k Cologne
Sure Fuck Cologne is a self-described "cool fresh manly scent that thrusts women into a crazy hot SEXUAL FRENZY!" Whoa. That's specific. They even put "sexual frenzy" in all caps like it is when I think it over and over...
/nasal-nausea-military-grade-9885.jpg?mode=crop "Nasal Nausea - Military-Grade Stink Solution")
Nasal Nausea - Military-Grade Stink Solution
Who wants to dissipate a crowd? Shorten the line to get into Comic-Con? Gain some alone time with the Mona Lisa at the Louvre? Convince the cop you really were going 120 in response to massive GI issues? Nasal Nausea...
/smells-like-wd-40-cologne-58970.jpg?mode=crop "Smells Like WD-40 Cologne")
Smells Like WD-40 Cologne
Ready to get into some more MSCHF? Smells Like WD-40 Cologne comes in hot - but very quiet, nary a squeak to be heard - on the heels of the subversive art collective's Big Fruit Loop. And what is it?...
Swallowable Parfum
Swallowable Parfum is a capsule that, when ingested, releases perfumed scents through its host's pores. So instead of spritzing dewy showers of juniper and orange blossom onto your body, you'll be able to sweat aromatic...
/sex-panther-cologne-31098.jpg?mode=crop "Sex Panther Cologne")
Sex Panther Cologne
Sex Panther Cologne, the fictitious cologne from the movie Anchorman has become a reality. I've heard that a certain percentage of the time this stuff works every time. That's what I've heard. I'm not sure what those...
/erox-arousal-perfume-2186.jpg?mode=crop "Erox Arousal Body Spray")
Erox Arousal Body Spray
Erox is a unisex body spray that synergizes scents of grapefruit, bergamot, pepper, lavender, and amber with actual human pheromones. It's like Axe with pseudo-pop-scientific research, and reality-TV vixen Adrienne Curry...
Spray the Bi*ch Away Aromatherapy Perfume
Dude. When I saw the name "Spray the Bitch Away" for this bottle of aromatherapy perfume I thought it was for men with mean wives and girlfriends, or crazy exes. I thought it would be the perfect Anti-Valentine's Day...
/fk-me-perfume-19735.jpg "F**k Me Perfume")
F**k Me Perfume
In the words of the great Marcy Playground, "I smell sex and can-dy." Or is that sex and cran-ber-ries? With tonka mousse and a hint of Tuscan blood orange. From the perfumers and the sexologists who brought you Sure...
Archer Macho-Scented Room Sprays
Archer's macho-scented room sprays have a lofty goal: putting a positive spin on the statement that a place smells like 5 guys living in a 2-bedroom apartment. Can they succeed? I don't know, but hauling out scents such...
Campfire Cologne
Campfire Cologne. In case a scruffy beard, lumberjack button-up, and logger sports on the Outdoor Network aren't enough to satiate you during the winter months when your favorite campgrounds are covered in snow. In case...
/solaris-lockstone-fragrance-26338.jpg?mode=crop "Solaris Lockstone Fragrance Bracelets")
Solaris Lockstone Fragrance Bracelets
Sexes, styles, and personas collide in the Solaris Lockstone braceleta. These pieces give a nod to the night sky encircling wrists with a choice of dark and dreamy semi-precious stones leading to a series of personal...
Dry Goods Athletic Spray Powder
My first question when Tim Joyce wrote to me about his Dry Goods athletic powder was, "Uh, what's that?" To which he responded, "It's essentially sprayable Gold Bond without the mess." Cool. But of course my second question...