Jade Monk Turbo Green Tea
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Jade Monk's demonic-looking Japanese spirit animals would like to offer you a "tremendously refreshing" pouch of powder containing 7 cups of green tea nutrients and enough caffeine to turbocharge your mind and body for up to 6 hours. Come on, how can you refuse an offer like that? Only 20 calories per serving. And 4 lip-smacking flavors to choose from. (Well, having actually tried Jade Monk's matcha hoopla myself, I would revise that to 3 lip-smacking flavors and 1 lip-assaulting flavor, but to each his own.)
This Jade Monk sampler includes 3 packets each of Lime Blossom, Cranberry Blood Orange, Palau Peach, and Chai Spice (<---do not like) matcha green tea powders. Additional ingredients include organic evaporated cane juice, chicory fiber, organic stevia extract powder, and white tea extract. Package contents dissolve in 6 to 12 ounces of either hot or cold water.
Muchas danke and apologies to a Dude reader whose Dude Product Tip email suggesting Jade Monk instant matcha tea I misplaced and so whose name I do not remember.
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