Thanksgiving Popcorn Feast
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- Slice of Pumpkin Pie Hat - $11.79
- Edible Spray Paint - $8.15
- Thanksgiving Flavored Gumballs - $1.67
- PlayStation 4: Launch Edition - $849.99
- Monster Blood Popcorn Tin - $19.99
Well here's one way to appease vegetarians, gluten intolerants, lousy cooks, people with a dish washing aversion, and Orville Redenbacher this Thanksgiving. King of POP has condensed an entire Turkey Day feast into 9 tubs of flavored popcorn. Now everyone from the lazy and the inept to the touters of stupid made-up dietary restrictions can join in the gorging fun!
Even I, eater of any and all foods that won't kill me on the spot, could get behind a popcorn-filled Thanksgiving. Particularly if said popcorn were delivered to my mouth projectile-style courtesy of a Popinator launcher. Imagine how much less mind-numbing my Aunt Jan's stories about the participation trophies her kids get for sucking at peewee soccer would be then!
King of POP's Thanksgiving popcorn feast included the following delectable coated-kernel flavors:
- Turkey
- Gravy
- Stuffing
- Mashed Potatoes
- Cranberry Sauce
- Sweet Potatoes
- Pumpkin Pie
- Apple Pie
- Strawberry Cheesecake
Muchas danke to The Awesomer.
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