Magician's Rabbit Popsicles
- Insect Ice Pop Molds - $16.15
- Spiral Ice Pop Molds - $9.13
- Monster Push Pop Molds - $7.64
- Zoku Quick Pop Maker - $49.99
- People's Pops: 55 Recipes for Ice Pops, Shave Ice, and Boozy Pops - $11.55
Pulling one of these popsicle rabbits out of the hat is way more fun than producing a real one because 1) Flavored ice is 100% less likely to bite you and 2) It is immediately edible--no carrots, onions, red wine, or heat source necessary! The Bunny Pop top hat molds and ear sticks are sold in packs of two, and measure 3" x 3" x 5" to produce popsicles the approximate size of my fist. Mmm, it's like the frozen version of Peeps. Think of all the different bunny flavors you will eat. Orange juice bunnies, Kool-Aid bunnies, Coca-Cola bunnies, Capri-Sun bunnies, chocolate milk bunnies, strawberry Yoplait bunnies, blood bunnies (so you're still paying attention, 'ey?), grape juice bunnies, pomegranate-cranberry juice bunnies, Coors Light bunnies, Jell-O shot bunnies*, Red Bull bunnies, Sriracha bunnies, pureed shrimp bunnies (just a shout out to Bubba), bacon grease bunnies, yo mama bunnies....
*Note: I'm not sure this will actually work.
Cute Ass Animals Underwear
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Cane Ice Tip Attachment
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Geizeer Ice Cube Air Conditioner
Make that "Geizeer Super Cheap and Eco-Friendly Ice Cube Air Conditioner." (And it's actually pronounced "Guy-zer," not "Gee-zer," even though in my head it will always be the latter.) At an operational cost of less than...
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Boobs Ice Luge
And you always thought she was an icy bitch because you couldn't get to second base. The Boob Luge puts a positive spin on the cold reality of interacting with women. Also, just like in the good ol' days of infancy, it...
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The Whiskey Wedge
One thing I can't stomach is getting piss drunk on piss warm whiskey. And though I do enjoy the array of giant cubes and fancy globes and Darth Vader-shaped ice molds now available for me to chill it with, their stubborn...
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Fresh Whole Rabbit
Nom, nom, nom. It's Hasenpfeffer meets the next-generation three wolf moon shirt. Your days of gnawing on leathery old rabbit parts that taste like a combination of barnyard and the positive ends of AA batteries are over...
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Glacial Shower Ice Cold Water Shower Head
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AK47 Ice Cube Tray
I wonder what happens if you're choking on an ice cube? I think I would just calmly wait until it melted like a complete gangster. Though last week, I almost choked on my wad of 4 pieces of trident gum and went into hysterics...
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DIY Ice Mold Wine Bottle Chiller
Match your bottles of bubbles with the festive, fun, romantic, or spooky theme of the party you're pouring them for with a DIY Ice Mold Wine Bottle Chiller. The stainless steel ice bucket holds a cylindrical ring of ice...
Gripforce Retractable Cleat Ice Boots
Where were Gripforce's retractable spike boots when I was taking the banana peel challenge?! The Swedish-designed "Intelligent Winter Boot" intends to stamp out 2 widespread problems with cold weather footwear: 1) slipperiness;...
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Han Solo Ice Cube Tray
"I was under the impression it would hold molten carbonite as it states clearly in the title this is a carbonite MOLD and it's very poorly constructed for this purpose. Secondly, it's SMALL. No, you can't put people in...
The Frost Pipe - DIY a Pipe from Ice
This Frost Pipe isn't made of no corn cob, and it's not for kiddies building snowmen (or kiddies at all.) This Frost Pipe is a 3-piece freezer mold that lets you DIY your own pipe out of ice. What the Ice Luge is to drinkers...