ShutterBall - Bluetooth Selfie Camera
Hmmm, ShutterBall looks like gadget fit for the MUA. But I guess that's not surprising given that people seem to enjoy taking selfies as much as they enjoy using sex toys these days. This bulbous piece of Bluetooth tech serves as a remote shutter for your smartphone camera, easily and inconspicuously snapping group shots or the notorious solo mug from up to 60 feet away. It also removes the distortion, contortion, finger blockage, and lopped-off body parts auto-photographers holding phones in their hands are prone to invite.
ShutterBall design is portable and storable--hook one to a belt loop or keychain for instant access--and its resultant selfies epic. No, EPIC. With the ShutterBall you will TAKE EPIC SELFIES! At least that's what it says on the box. The remote camera trigger can also start and stop video recording.
Selfie enablers arrive with app compatibility for both Android and iOS smartphones and tablets. Their pre-installed coin cell batteries are good for up to 5 years of use. Unless you're a narcissist. Or James Franco. Then I'd plan for no more than 6 months.
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