Computers

Aquarium Computers

Discontinued

Suck it, fishes! Thanks to AquariusPC, computers no longer have to gaze covetously at aquatic life, seething in envy over the cool, bubbly, pebble-smattered digs they thought they could never own. The Italian company...

Keyboard Shortcut Skins

$30 Photo Jojo »

I like pretty colors as much as the next guy, but the effort and precision required to apply a keyboard skin hasn't really struck me as remotely worth it in any way up to this point. Photojojo, though, has found my soft...

Simple.TV - HDTV & DVR for Cable Cutters

$149.99 - $399.99 Simple.TV »

Simple.TV is the latest in the vicious volley of cable companies screwing us, and us screwing them right back. For those fed up and ready to disavow cable altogether...but bummed about not being able to watch Modern Family...

MaKey MaKey Invention Kit

$49.95 MaKey MaKey »

Anything that can turn bananas into a piano keyboard has got to be worth my $35. MaKey MaKey--a Brangelina of Make + Key--elevates everyday objects to interactive touchpads for enhanced computer and Internet experiences...

Diablo NES Cartridge Hard Drive

$129.99 Etsy »

Diablo III saw its May 15, 2012 release plagued by the most wretched of all the Prime Evils: Error 3006. That's why it's always better to stick with the classics. Original issue NES Diablo may be an ancient one by laws...

USB Typewriter Computer Keyboard

$849 Etsy »

Two steps forward, meet five steps back. For those of us who missed out on all the fun and carpal tunnel syndrome the typewriter generation had, or for those simply looking for an apparatus on which their grandmas can...

USB Fragrance Dispenser

$35.99 Yanko Design »

Ahhh, I love the smell of EEPROM in the morning. With a few drops of your favorite fragrance oil, and the gentle heat of your top performing USB port, the Scent Drive will emit wafts of olfactory candy primed to make...

Cup Holder iPad Stand

Cup holders have long held deserted island necessity status, and, within the last year, iPads have pretty much broken the Top 10 as well. So it's about time one of those people who sits around trying to think up good...

CV Dazzle - Computer Vision Camouflage

FREE CV Dazzle »

A complex, but increasingly important concept, computer vision (CV) is the collection of algorithms that devices ranging from security cameras to Facebook's PhotoTagger use to automatically detect and recognize human...

Crypteks USB Drive

Discontinued

Digital passwords, encryption software, purity rings, and LDS allegiance all claim to guard the goods, but they don't physically lock them. Said goods are still vulnerable to breaches, negligence, or too many shots of...

SurfEasy - Internet Privacy to Go

$59.99 SurfEasy »

Remember the good old days when a computer screen was a shield of privacy, a veil of mystery, an incognito way to surf raunchy websites and cyberstalk first loves? Well, SurfEasy is your USB-shaped DeLorean to the times...

The iPad HoverBar

$79.99 Twelve South »

HoverBar is a simple, adjustable arm with an L-shaped stand that dangles iPad 2s alongside their Apple Obi-Wan counterparts, giving users easy access to a supplemental, touchscreen computer, and creating the ultimate...

French Maid Desktop PC Case

Ok, guys, here's your mannequin. Now all you need is a couple of brassieres and the skills imparted by Gary and Wyatt to send you from single and living alone to Konichiwa, mon amour. I am at your service. This French...

Commodore C64x Extreme

Discontinued

And finally, after more than 25 years, the long awaited update to the Commodore 64. This was my very first computer actually. My dad took me to NYC where he was shooting a commercial for a toy company. They had all of...

Condom Wrapper Mouse Pad

$7.99 Infmetry »

If you're not using a condom while surfing the Internet, you're gonna get pregs. Listen, I know you think it's not gonna happen to you, but sometimes you get carried away with a good video and before you know it, you're...

16GB Steampunk USB Flash Drive

$220 Etsy »

The Admiral is the latest and greatest in a long line of Steampunk USB drives from Will Rockwell. With a case of polished ziracote wood, brass tubing, a tiny boiler, and detailed gauge, The Admiral presents the essence...

Steampunk USB Flash Drive

Discontinued

This is 8 GB of steam powered awesomeness. Made with brass, copper, glass and watch parts, the interior glows blue while plugged in. The scoop on the tail flashes red while transferring data...