BruMate BackTap Backpack Cooler
Dude. When did "Holds 14 cans of White Claw!" become one of a cooler's primary selling points? The BruMate BackTap is a hard-shelled backpack cooler with a tap at the bottom. So it can haul and dispense up to 3 gallons "loose" of your favorite beer or other beverage, the latter of which you can mix right in the tank. The BackTap can also load up with 12 beer cans, 5 bottles of wine, orrrrr 14 slim cans of the Claw. Truly and Mich Ultra too if you prefer, neither of which is, in my opinion, much better of a reward for schlepping a heavy-ass cooler on your back, even if it's just a 5-minute walk from the car to the beach, and definitely not a mile in to your campsite.
In addition to backpackin' the cooler, BruMate also designed the BackTap to be carried over a single shoulder with a third strap, or in hand via its heavy-duty handle. Get even more festive as you turn yourself into a human keg with one of the BackTap's 4 tie-dyed-style color schemes. The backpack cooler comes in solid colors, both muted and party-ready, too.
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