Corkcicle Arctican Stainless Steel Can Cooler
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If you need the Corkcicle Arctican to keep your can of beer cold for 3 hours, because it takes you 3 hours to drink a can of beer...maybe you should you switch back to cans of sodie. While the company's stainless steel drink koozie looks a little slicker than some cooling sleeves (but not all of them) its double walls and vacuum seals designed to preserve a brew's cold as iceness for 3 times longer probably only really comes in handy when you're setting your drink down right next to the grill or, like, in a volcano.
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