Fake Tampon Flasks
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- Binocktails Bev-Cam 5 oz Camera Flask - $15.99
- Bev-Brush Paddle Brush Secret Flask - $19.00
- Smuggle Your Booze 9 Oz. Hidden Flask Umbrella - $12.32
- Body Spray Flask - $16.99
Mmmm, boy. Who wants an illicit Bloody Mary? I don't care how thirsty I might be at a dry college football game, show, or church service, I don't think I could take a swig of anything out of a tampon. Even a fake tampon that's just a flask made to look like a tampon. You know a few times my girlfriend's cat Zanzibar has gotten into the trash, and it always seems to be at a particular time of the month, and if you understand where I'm going with this you should be right there with me when I say a tampon flask is no better than an oozing pimple cupcake.
Sick. Sick, sick, sick.
But if you want one, head on over to Amazon and get yourself a 10-pack of single-use "tampons" large enough to hold a single shot of your favorite booze. They even include wrappers, each with an adhesive strip that will seal your lady part products inside.
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