Food & Drink
Cooler Torch LED Koozie
Is there a tear in your beer? Next time avoid an accidental IPA salting with the Cooler Torch, an LED-underlit drink koozie. Torch sleeves look like standard drink holders, and fit the same litany of cans and bottles...
Han Solo DL-44 Blaster Flask Prototype
Han shot first. Then Luke threw back 16. Soon you'll be able to do the same. Maybe. if Industries has developed this prototype for a DL-44 Blaster Flask, which might turn into a full-on BlasTech Industries-scale production...
Ceramic Burr Manual Coffee Grinder
Yes, it's one more piece of equipment to store in the kitchen, but at least a manual coffee grinder is way smaller and way less in need of an outlet than its electric counterpart. This ceramic burr hand cranker from Cozyna...
Nite Ops Can Cooler with LED Light
Protect your beer from getting swiped, your hand from getting wet, and that hot little redhead from getting spilled on with your mission-ready Nite Ops Can Cooler. This koozie serves and protects on 3 fronts:...
Chewbacca Can Koozie
Wookiee want a sodie? No? Then how about lending me some of that fine Kashyyyk fur so I can keep mine cold and condensation-free? The Star Wars Chewbacca koozie is made of 100% genuine fake Wookiee hair. That's right...
Death Star Waffle Iron
Want to know another way to destroy a Death Star? Douse it in syrup and set it in front of my hungry face. If you love waffles and you love Star Wars, or even if you just like one of the two, or even if you just kind...
Life-Size RC R2-D2 Refrigerator
You probably won't be so bummed to hear that this life-size remote control R2-D2 refrigerator is available only in Japan once you hear that Lucasfilm's Far East minions are charging over $8,000 for it. Oh, and the fridge's...
Fizzini Handheld Carbonated Soda Maker
If the Keurig Kold is on the "Wait, it costs how much?" end of your desire to drink homemade sodie, the thrifty kids at Hamilton Beach have a more reasonable (albeit more manually laborious) alternative. The Fizzini is...
Oak Bottle - Ultra-Fast Barrel Aging
The Oak Bottle is barrel aging for people who are pressed for time, poor planners, or simply of the Veruca Salt persuasion: Daddy, I want a bottle of whiskey custom-infused with complex oak-aged flavors, and I want it...
The Pint Canteen
Why The Pint? Because you're the outdoorsy, trekking-through-the-woods, fishing-in-the-streams, sleeping-under-the-stars type, and sometimes your hike / catch / little prayer before bed goes better with a long drink of...not...
Keurig Kold Drinkmaker System
Oh. Boy. Fresh. Sodie. Coming home to a Keurig Kold crisp Coke made to order is like waking up at 11 a.m. on the morning Daylight Savings Time ends and finding out you can sleep for another hour and still make it to Chicken...
Cactus Coasters
I think Cactus Coasters would make the perfect present for a woman who's: A) your boss or B) your girlfriend of 2 months of less. They're cute, creative, and clever--all the Cs of a thoughtful lady-gift--but not so personal...
Jell-O Shot Syringes
If I took down the entirety of this 20-pack of Jell-O shot syringes myself I wonder if I'd be retching all the colors of the rainbow more from the cheap Popov vodka or the dense mixture of high fructose corn syrup and...
Chinese Fisherman Tea Bag Holders
Jiang Ziya, also known as Jiang Taigong, was a Chinese statesmen and strategist for Ji Chang, King Wen of the Zhou State, and helped him overthrow the Shang Dynasty to establish the Zhou Dynasty. Legend has it that before...
Yeti Coolers Rambler Colster
Let Yeti handle your beer--canned or bottled--and it won't just stay cold, it will stay Colster. The mythical beast of refrigeration might be known for its sturdy and powerful coolers, but with their Rambler series Yeti...
Thermo-ring Heated Ice Cream Scoop
Don't you consider breaking a sweat and popping a blood vessel in your arm part of the ice cream scooping experience? So that 35 minutes later, when you're finally able to sit down and eat your bowl of Moose Tracks, you...
Bottle Pro Car Cup Holder Adapter
I know a car cup holder adapter that allows you to insert your Hydro Flask or Gatorade bottle without it flying out of the console every time you stop, turn, speed up, or slow down won't change the world, or even your...
Color-Changing Bottle Lamps
Fred Fleming might like empty bottles of Grey Goose, Patron, and Fireball even more than he likes them full. The Connecticut-based artist repurposes glass liquor (and ketchup!) bottles into the swell LED light shows you...
Sommi Handcrafted Wine Cellars
Unless you like wine that sucker punches your palate with the essence of dirt mixed with acid, I disagree that Oregon produces the world's finest Pinot Noir. However, Vieng Oudom's Sommi Wine Cellars make a pretty good...
Portable Electric Mixer Cup
Yeah I would like a smoothie, milkshake, triple salted caramel mocha frappuccino, and frozen margarita homemade at my desk. With this portable drink mixer, I'll no longer have to lug my blender to work to enjoy freshly...
Egg-Tastic Microwave Egg Cooker
I'm OK with microwaved eggs. Granted they sometimes come out with a hint of rubber band flavor, but it's a small price to pay for the convenience of being able to pop my english muffin-sized tupperware in on my way to...
Imperial Spherificator - Turn Any Food Into Caviar
The Imperial Spherificator. Sounds like something you'd find alongside Mega Maid in Lord Dark Helmet's cache of planet-destroying weapons. But in fact, this superbly named device isn't meant for destruction or Mel Brooks...
Standing Mixer Shark Plane Decals
I know you've been looking everywhere for it and now I've found it for you: a way to pimp your KitchenAid. A kit that will make creating cookie dough and kneading bread in your standing mixer look manly and badass. This...