Royal Brew Nitro Cold Brew Coffee Maker
Nitro cold brew for under 4 bucks a pop, courtesy of the Royal Brew Nitro Cold Brew Coffee Maker. Unlike standard cold brew coffee makers (i.e., jars with steepers) Royal Brew adds nitrogen and a keg to the percolating mix, enabling coffee shop-worthy cold coffee brewing at home, and for less damage to the wallet.
Well, after the initial investment.
And presuming you don't get lazy about the brewing process, or routinely F it up.
The Royal Brew Nitro Cold Brew Coffee Maker is modeled after stout beer dispensing systems, combining a gas blend and stout faucet that help develop smooth, rich cold brew with a foamy, draught-beer head.
Royal Brew makes their Nitro Brew coffee makers in matte black and stainless steel, as well as 64- and 128-ounce keg sizes.
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