Sciabola del Sommelier - Champagne Sabres
- Roland Black Champagne Saber - $199.99
- Le "Special" Champagne Saber - $55.00
- Sabre a Champagne Opener Etain - $714.20
- Napoleon Champagne Saber (French Infantry) - $149.95
- California Champagne Saber Company Sabrage Sword - $159.95
Great. I'm gonna have to start drinking white and pink bubble wine. Because hacking off bottle necks with a Champagne Sabre is the only way my girlfriend's ever going to agree to let me wield a sword around the house. Steady...swing...whack! Yahtzee! Who wants some Argyle Blanc de Blanc? Sparkling wine for medieval spectacle. Well, on second thought, I think that's a fair trade.
Fox Knives calls their Champagne sabres "Sciabola del Sommelier," the Italian translation of Champagne sabre, not because they're pompous wine snobs, but because all of these dramatic bottle beheaders are handcrafted in Maniago, Italy, and they speak Italian there. For its part, the town of Maniago is known for the smithing and production of steel blades used in all kinds of sharp tools, such as knives, scissors, and shears. The swords here come with your choice of nickel or bronze finished hilt, and a black lacquer wooden display stand. They also ship in a wrapping paper-ready Champagne crate for easy gift-giving.
To use the Sciabola del Sommelier get a case of Cook's and one bottle of really nice Prosecco. Hold one of the Cook's in your non-dominant hand, at around waist height, head away from you. Grip the sabre in your other hand, sharp side of the blade angled downward toward the bottle neck. In a quick, snakelike striking motion, slash the sabre against the bottle neck, just under the cork. Now. Clean up the busted glass and spilt Cook's and try again. Up to 11 more times. Hopefully by try 8 or 9 you'll have gotten a clean slice, and will be able to just dump the Cook's down the drain and toss the bottle in the recycle bin instead of mopping it up off the floor. When you get there, grab the Prosecco, tell it your name is Inigo Montoya, and prepare to toast your total Sciabola del Sommelier domination.
DudeIWantThat.com is reader-supported. When you buy through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission. As an Amazon Associate we earn from qualifying purchases. Learn more.
/the-complete-home-bar-product-31094.jpg?mode=crop "The Complete Home Bar Product Guide")
The Complete Home Bar Product Guide
Stocking a home bar might be the only household chore on earth I would describe as "joyous." From glassware for beer, wine, and whiskey, to the bottle opening, cork-pulling, cocktail-shaking tools of the bartending trade...
/the-coolest-wine-liquor-34455.jpg?mode=crop "The Coolest Wine & Liquor Decanters")
The Coolest Wine & Liquor Decanters
Aeration and filtration be damned! The most important attribute of any wine or liquor decanter is that it looks as dashing as Gosling, as unique as Buscemi, or as badass as The Rock sitting on your bar...
Don't Break the Bottle Wine Puzzle
Oh, Dad. You're such a sage. A simultaneous student and master of life. Willing pawn of the golf course, declared slave to the fishing pole. A magnate at the office, a maestro on the grill. Cigar aficionado, connoisseur...
/diy-ice-mold-wine-bottle-61587.jpg?mode=crop "DIY Ice Mold Wine Bottle Chiller")
DIY Ice Mold Wine Bottle Chiller
Match your bottles of bubbles with the festive, fun, romantic, or spooky theme of the party you're pouring them for with a DIY Ice Mold Wine Bottle Chiller. The stainless steel ice bucket holds a cylindrical ring of ice...
/cabidor-classic-storage-15491.jpg "Cabidor Door Storage Cabinet")
Cabidor Door Storage Cabinet
Behind Door #1 we have...a full-length pantry of Combos and Cap'n Crunch! And Behind Door #1-1/2 we have...a dozen classic NES cartridges, a coupla Koosh balls, and VHS cassettes of the best porn from my childhood (circa...
/wine-education-prints-11022.jpg?mode=crop "Wine Education Prints")
Wine Education Prints
Wine Folly has produced a series of infographic prints to assist in the casual wine drinker's oeno-education, and to give the wine savvy a sense of pride in seeing all the minutiae living inside their heads poured onto...
/just-the-tipsy-sparkling-wine-58929.jpg?mode=crop "Just the Tipsy Sparkling Wine")
Just the Tipsy Sparkling Wine
I'm dude enough to admit it: I learned about Just the Tipsy Bubbly Rose, a sparkling wine served in a bottle shaped like penis, through Chrissy Teigan's Twitter feed about 5 minutes before writing this. Another thing...
/17-of-the-best-boozy-gifts-for-47198.jpg?mode=crop "17 of the Best Boozy Gifts for 2020")
17 of the Best Boozy Gifts for 2020
My collection of 17 of the best boozy gifts for 2020 isn't just about the booze itself. The beer, the wine, the liquor, sure, there's some of that. But there's also a lot of what you're gonna put your booze in. How you're...
/christmas-vacation-griswold-56735.jpg?mode=crop "Christmas Vacation Griswold House Boxed Wine")
Christmas Vacation Griswold House Boxed Wine
Does it matter the quality, or even the kind, of wine that comes in the box of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation Griswold House Boxed Wine? Is that really going to have an impact on whether or not any of us buys it...
/pours-bowing-auto-pouring-33394.jpg?mode=crop "Pours Bowing, Auto-Pouring Decanter")
Pours Bowing, Auto-Pouring Decanter
Pours is so sure it's the most excellent wine and spirits decanter you'll ever use that it doesn't even wait until after it pours your glass of Bordeaux or whiskey to take a bow. It just incorporates the gesture into...
/champagne-sabre-15621.jpg "Champagne Sabre")
Champagne Sabre
Sure, any jackass can sabre open a bottle of Champagne with a kitchen knife. But if I'm going to try that, I may as well just lay my fingers on the sidewalk and chop them off. Save bloodying up my mama's kitchen and wasting...
/led-booze-bra-50279.jpg?mode=crop "LED Booze Bra")
LED Booze Bra
This LED Booze Bra from Liuyan Guo of Night Walker Art has many benefits. First, it will allow you to suck on random boobies without getting slapped and kneed in the groin. Well. Presuming you ask first and have permission...