Tabasco Hot Sauce Keychain
Tabasco Hot Sauce Keychain, proud piece of EDChili, at your service. The mini McIlhenny companion and spicy stocking stuffer includes a filled plastic bottle of Louisiana's finest. Sure, it's only 1/8 ounces, but that should be plenty for your Egg McMuffin, the taco truck at lunch, or a quick shot straight when your coffee doesn't do its job for you.
Tabasco bottles are single use - unless you want to attempt to squirt more sauce into the teeny, tiny dispenser hole - but you can keep the cap and keychain and screw on new mini refill bottles when yours is used up.
Prefer Far East heat to that of the American South? Try the Sriracha Keychain instead - that one's a little bigger, and refillable too.
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