Crazy Cursor Mouse Destroyer Prank
The Crazy Cursor Mouse Destroyer Prank is a good one for anyone to pull on...anyone but you. Within 30 seconds of plugging this tiny USB PCB into any computer running Windows 11 and below, the system's mouse will be, in two words, completely f**ked. In a few more words, this means the mouse's:
- Left and right click buttons will be switched;
- Double-click speed will be changed to slow;
- Pointer trails will be displayed;
- Pointer speed will be changed to the lowest possible setting;
- Vertical scroll increment will be increased to 100 lines.
But wait, there's more! Even if the prank's victim finds the foreign object that is the Crazy Cursor USB plugged into their PC, pulling it out is not going to calm the chaos. They will have to sift through Windows menus and settings manually, and figure out for themselves how to administer their hopped-up mouse the meds it needs to function normally again.
The Crazy Cursor Mouse Destroyer Prank is obviously a great gift for the office.
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