Pack o' Gum Lighters
- Terminator Salvation Fuel Cell Lighter - $19.95
- Double Barrel Gun Lighter - $3.99
- Remember These? - $9.50
- Bubblegum Tyvek Wallet - $15.00
- 275 Pieces of Original Bazooka Bubblegum - $16.87
But how do these Pack o' Gum Lighters circumvent copyright issues, you ask? Or probably you could care less. I wouldn't care either, except that I happened to notice that Extra Gum has been mysteriously recoined Exrat. Which sounds like rodent poison, and not something I would even want to light my newly-legalized joints with, much less chew for extra long flavor. And in the spirit of the romance language's grammatical convention of placing adjectives after nouns, Juicy Fruit has become Fruit Juicy. But perhaps most bafflingly, Wrigley's Doublemint gum has been rebranded Wrlgley's Doubiemlnt. WRLGLEY'S DOUBIEMLNT! Those aren't even pronounceable words! They make me question the ability of whomever approved them to make and sell a device that can safely generate and harness one of Mother Nature's most unwieldy elements. I don't know. Maybe these gum lighters were intended to be studied and analyzed only post- instead of pre-smoking endeavors. Maybe they develop a profound meaning and speak great Truths then. Maybe I'll go test that theory out and get back to you.
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Studenglass Gravity Pipe
If nothing else, the Studenglass Gravity Pipe at least appears to have Seth Rogen's hack of approval. According to a video the actor posted on his Instagram account, hitting the bong produced a delightful 25-minute coughing...
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Retro Gameboy Lighter
Reignite your flame for retro with the Retro Gameboy Lighter, a nostalgic nod to the handheld console that defined a generation. This isn't just any lighter; it's a tribute to the days of pixelated adventures, now repurposed...
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Tesla Coil Lighter
Tesla Coil Lighters are just one of your options if you're looking for a flameless, wind-proof lighter, but I think they're the cleverest looking. Simple, industrial exteriors with flip-tops that expose nifty arced coils...
7pipe Twisty Glass Blunt
My favorite part of 7pipe's Twisty Glass Blunt video is the shot of a lady taking a hit off one and then blowing out birthday candles. Good stuff in, bad stuff out, and now we eat cake!...
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Menorah Bong
420 Science breaks it out only once a year, so if a 14" long, 8-bowled glass Grav Labs Menorah bong is what you've been foregoing 20 sacks and Gordita Supremes to save up for since May, here's your chance to turn your...
Icky Stick Smooth Smoking Hand Pipe
I don't like the Icky Stick just because I get a kick out of its branding schtick. I mean, that's the biggest reason, but so too am I interested in this hand pipe's claim that it has been "specially designed to provide...
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Screwpop Hit Kit
They call the Screwpop Hit Kit a "personal herb tool," which sounds like a major clash of the dialects to me. Urban Dictionary meets...corporate PR lingo that won't offend my Aunt Jan. Or how 'bout this SAT-ready analogy:...
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Bong Butt Plugs (NSFW)
These Bong Butt Plugs are smokin' hot! Though I'm not sure if it's from the Blue Dream or the 3 bowls of Four-Chile Chili I ate during NFL Sunday coming out of them...
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The Best Cigar Gifts for the Serious Cigar Smoker
A fine Cuban is now a legal cigar gift - and probably the best cigar gift - for your favorite cigar aficionado, but only if you or someone you know bring it back to the US yourself. Reselling Cuban cigars is still verboten...
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Wake 'n' Bake Coffee Mug
There are a ton of these wake 'n' bake mugs out there, but I went with the delightful navy blue one you see here because its marketing is genius. Coffee or tea alongside my morning tokes? Pssshhh, F that. Fill that pipe...
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14 Smokin' Hot Gifts for Weed Enthusiasts
Four score and twenty years ago...no wait, that's a different 420. And, if I remember correctly, an ode to something not nearly as interesting as these 14 smokin' hot gifts for weed enthusiasts. One thing they do share...
Sun Token Solar Vaporizer Hybrid
Wonder if my dermatologist would approve of this kind of baking in the sun. The Sun Token is a solar vaporizer hybrid. A handmade pipe with removable glass dome, it harnesses the sun's rays to to vape your herbs and mellow...