Fire & Ice Light Show
You might not be able to flip it back on at Christmas like the Illuminator light projector, but Gemmy's Fire & Ice spotlight is about half the cost for twice the evil. Its orange LEDs shine through a crystallized dome cover to project fiery (yet, ironically, icy looking) flames of hell against any indoor or outdoor surface. The light plugs into a standard wall outlet and installs simply, either spiked into the grass or affixed to a stable interior platform. Its head then swivels right-to-left and up-and-down to achieve your desired effect across anything from the entire side of your house to the pinpointed center of your No Face mask.
Gemmy notes that the Fire & Ice projection light burns very strong and, like the devil and my girlfriend when she's angry, should not be looked directly in the eye.
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