Zero Smoke Ring Blaster
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Zero Toys has got all markets cornered with its Smoke Ring Blaster. Kids. Halloween. Office shenanigans. And one that never would have occurred to me until I saw the above video: golden retrievers. I'm loath to admit that my girlfriend, She-Ra: Princess of Power, made me watch all 86 seconds of it as she giggled and cooed at the unwitting little guy's expense. I'm even more loath to admit I didn't really mind.
Fill the Zero Blaster with its included water-based fog liquid (safe and non-toxic in case your pup wants to take a bite) and fire at will to enjoy a continuous procession of perfectly Oh-ed smoke rings lolling out the barrel to greet friends, co-workers, trick-or-treaters, or your favorite furry friend. The ray gun can shoot its rings up to 12 feet.
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