Office
Hidetoshi Nakayama Bolt Action Pen
I've never understood why people drop hundreds of dollars on things like blue jeans and wine when Carhartt's and 2 Buck Chuck will do just fine jobs of covering your ass and getting you drunk. But spending hundreds of...
Ballo Stool
Don Chadwick designed the Ballo for Humanscale as another solution to society's growing problem of too much butt contact. Sitting improperly, and especially for too long, seemingly gets a worse rap with each passing week...
American President's Resolute Desk Replica
Executives as distinguished and dominating in the business world as I am require a desk that mimics their persona. Grand and imposing, intricate and enamoring, a desk of presidential proportions. As in, one actually used...
Executive Knight Pen Holder
Your Paper Mate Fine Point Rollerball, my Lord. Yeah. That's how all men of my stature should be handed their pens. Though maybe I would have my bowing-in-reverence Executive Knight hold an UZI Defender tactical model...
Refold Portable Cardboard Desk
Made in New Zealand from 100% recyclable cardboard, Refold's Red Dot Award-winning portable desk unfolds from a lightweight portfolio case into either a sitting or standing work station. Is it strong enough to hold your...
Hamster Wheel Standing Desk
Get in your wheels and start churning out the fiscal year-end spreadsheets, hamsters! And when you're done don't forget to thank me for the bulged disks and sciatica I'm preventing by allowing you to stand up and walk...
DYMO LabelWriter
Seinfeld jokes aside, the DYMO LabelWriter is a golden machine. As those of you who have received Mystery Boxes and Dude Salud packages from us can attest, I use mine with reckless abandon. Whether they're address, shipping...
Handcrafted Bullet Pens
Jeff Hornung of The Walnut Log handcrafts all of his works from fine and unique woods. In the case of our featured pen series, he incorporates some fine and unique objects as well: bullets. What normally fire out of barrels...
Wipebook - Whiteboard Notebook
Wipebook poses the question, "You know how creative people use whiteboards to generate cool amazing ideas?" And I ask the question, "You know how creative people with cool amazing ideas who can't draw, or even really...
POLAR Modular Magnet Pen
POLAR. It's a pen. It's a stylus. It's a tool. It's a toy. And it won't even F up your phone and credit cards*! The modular writing implement, made of 12 cylindrical neodymium magnets stacked over a Pilot ink cartridge...
TiBolt Solid Titanium Bolt Action Pen
The only not titanium components in Brian Fellhoelter's TiBolt bolt action pen are the ink cartridge, spring, O-ring, and stylus nib. It's kind of like how the only not titanium components in my rock hard body are my...
Emperor 1510 Workstation
The pinnacle of functionality and comfort and it looks like a scorpion? At nearly $6,000, the Emperor 1510 workstation may require a CEO-sized wallet for purchase, but given that owning one may actually make me want...
CEO Desk Chaise
Vitra's MVS Chaise, named for its Belgian designer, Maarten Van Severen, applies ergonomic principles similar to those of the Zero Gravity Recliner, but adopts an even slimmer profile and sleeker, minimalist lines to...
The CoCoPen
Hawaiian Tropic sunscreen used to be the best scent on the planet but then they changed the formula and now it just smells like all other sickly sweet girl things that are acceptable only because they are attached to...
Airplane Trunk Work Station
And I don't mean the kind of airplane trunk Auntie Heloise carries when she travels. The Blackhawk Secretary Trunk, an all-inclusive, roller work station, is quilted in polished aluminum panels held together with exposed...
Get Sh*t Done Poster
Aaron Levie, co-founder and CEO of cloud company Box, has discovered the key to success, and endeavors to share it with us. On a poster! Want to achieve? Then Get. Shit. Done. I wonder how much money seller Startup Vitamins...
Interactive Touch Tables
Ideum's 55" Platform and Pro Touch Tables, carnivals of interactive media suitable for simultaneous use by up to 4 computing people, have just been walloped by the Hammer of Thor in the form of the company's newest advancement...
Coffee Bean Scented Pens
Now when the office bully threatens to ram a writing implement up my left nostril, I might not recoil in fear. I mean, a coffee bean scented pen? Bring it on, Biff! These metal ink bleeders, available in black and brown...
Zero Gravity Recliner
Varier's Gravity balans may not be new, but it remains Zero Gravity Recliner 1.0. The Original. Like Sean Connery as Bond. Like the Swedish version of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. Like Shannen Dougherty in 90210...
Fancy Batman Pen Set
Even as a Batman die-hard, I'm pretty sure that if I had $5,000 to spend on Dark Knight products, I wouldn't go for a fountain pen. But different folks, different strokes, 'ey? And if you fancy yourself, say, a DC Comics...
Stamp of Thanks
The story never changes: in all successful relationships, communication is key. When another human being makes you feel thankful, it is important to express that gratitude. And what better way to say "Thank you" than...
Treadmill Desk
TrekDesk. For if you're insanely efficient. Or always making excuses. If vertical treadmills and the monotony of conveyor belting aimlessly at the gym aren't your thing. If you have restless leg syndrome. If you are a...
Inkless Pen
Adios, pocket protectors! Inkless pens are the way of the future. OK, probably the way of the future is the elimination of pens altogether, in favor of app-controlled telekinetic writing implementations, but in the interim...
LimbIC Intelligent Chair
The Swiss LimbIC chair, which looks more like part of an amusement part ride than a cubicle fixture, proposes to take ergonomic furniture to new levels of comfort, freedom, and neurological stimulation. Kind of like the...