Gear

I've always known all that sweet tea my friend Cornelius drinks is just glorified poison that will kill him some day. And it appears the makers of this Skull Mason Jar Mug wholeheartedly agree with me. I mean, I know...

Divoom's Ditoo is a super gadgety gadget. Styled as a nod to retro PCs, the palm-sized Ditoo combines a 360-degree surround sound Bluetooth speaker with a 16 x 16 LED app-controlled front screen to perform a variety of...

According to LEVO II, the LEVO II herb dryer and oil infuser is "for the infusion connoisseur." According to me: Sing a song of butter / infused with weed I dried / It's 4 & 20, blackbirds! / Let's get baked eatin' my...

Behold a land o' lakes of butter, and the Cuisinart Butter Wheel ready to turn through it proud as Mary, so you can slather the melted gold inside onto bread, buns, baguettes, and dinner rolls for grilling or griddling...

It's the pub game and the pub all in one with this foosball table cooler. The rolling ice chest has a 68-quart capacity for keeping up to 60 cans or 50 bottles cold for hours. Which is how long it's gonna take to get...

Want to march to the beat of your own steel tongue drum? Don't worry, it's not the kind of percussion instrument you mash on like a drum kit. The steel tongue drum is relaxing, meditative; its 11-tone pentatonic scales...

If you ever wondered what one might use to stab someone in the back and then twist the knife in the wound, look no further than this tri-edged spiraling dagger knife! Even better, you can look slick as Bond doing the...

The usual rule might be no sword fighting in the house, but these are not your usual times, and this extendable Chinese tai chi sword is not your usual weapon. Telescoping with the flick of a wrist from an 8.5" hilt to...

So this is what Cuban steampunk looks like. The Guevara Cigar Lighter shows off an industrial cyborg look with its slatted shell and mottled silver and gold finish options, and an industrial Mr. Belvedere functionality...

I'm not suggesting you use the Bushnell's Falcon 10x50 wide angle binoculars to do any shady magnified viewing during your shelter in place. I'm thinking more like playing Hangman with the neighbor across the street who's...

Dumpster Fire 2020 merch is about to light up online marketplaces. This Dumpster Fire 2020 insulated travel mug from Missing Digit Woodshop is a big deviation from their other whimsical designs, namely the Spartan Knife...

Maybe your cat has always been stuck inside, but now you are too, and this electric dancing fish cat toy is here to bring you both a diversion, some interactive playtime, and perhaps even a little joy...

DeWalt's series of roto molded coolers are a shoutout to construction workers. The 10-, 25-, 45-, and 65-quart ice chests are made with the DeWalt T.O.U.G.H. Roto Mold Design, engineered specifically to withstand a little...

Is it just me, or do the ice cubes the Vremi Countertop Ice Maker freezes look like gumdrops? Like thimbles. Kids dressed up as ghosts on Halloween. Butt plugs you might get stuck up your hole, but never fear! Just wait...

When maker Isinnova describes their Charlotte Valve as an "Easy COVID-19," they aren't making light of a global pandemic. They're making use - resourceful and noble use - of the Easybreath full-face snorkeling mask, modifying...

According to its oldest review, the Sometimes I Stay Inside Because It's Just Too Peopley Out There mug has been around since at least August of 2018. So while this is certainly an apropos piece of coronavirus merch...

The Toilet Paper Splitter is Household Hacker's gadgety response to coronavirus, a Bat Toy, if you will, for combating all the toilet paper hoarders out there. No, this means of doubling your TP supply won't loot evil...

When's the last time you gave Germy McGermerson - aka your toothbrush - a good deep clean? One that didn't involve coating its bristles in Crest and burying them in your molars? This portable toothbrush sanitizer doesn't...

Ain't no time for some futuristic, LED-lit, split-keyboard gaming like the present. The Freestyle Edge RGB gaming keyboard from Kinesis says it's the first of its kind designed specifically for gaming, with immersive...

Is your pizza dough ready to Rocc? The Roccbox is a portable outdoor pizza oven from Gozney. Fueled with your choice of gas or wood, the wee footprint of the Roccbox is able to fire up to 932 degrees F, and cook a Neapolitan...

A pet grooming attachment for the vacuum. Ha! Hahaha! Amidst all the political vitriol, the coronavirus cases and quarantines, the canceled conferences and concerts, the dwindling number of Picard episodes left, I needed...

A first of its kind, the Shred Cube is a USB device that promises to go into your computer and cast out your unwanted digital files and documents for good. Using an attach file / folder feature, or the plain ol' drag-and-drop...

Ain't no chewed-up Cheetos or strands of pulled pork getting stuck in my molars with a bolt integrated titanium toothpick on the prowl. Oh, they might they've found an undetectable safe house, but they have no idea what's...

This is my service hedgie, and this is his Harinezumi Hedgehog Carry House!While stylish everyday dog and cat carriers - purses, really - are now commonplace, Harinezumi Hedgehog Carry House creator Watanabe noticed at...